First GirlFriend

[AWMac]

Originally posted by Nilsen
Congrats Lan

Girls are awesome

They can do so many cool things

Until they spring a leak and you have to patch em up to keep them inflated....well it depends on where they're loosing air from.

[Nilsen]

Originally posted by AWMac
Until they spring a leak and you have to patch em up to keep them inflated....well it depends on where they're loosing air from.

i wish mine would spring a leak..

5kg worth should be enough..

dont tell her tho, she may inflate further..


 

[DREDIOCK]

Originally posted by Lan784
Anyone remember there first girlfriend?

Yes.
And She remembers me:D

And exactly why fathers are so protective of their daughters

[moose]

GOALY FTW

i was gonna ask someone to post those rules!

i got along great with my first girls parents, too bad she turned out to be such a fruit after 5 years

he caught me once when i had snuck into her house at like 2am to hang by the fire with her.. kicked me out yelling at me then called the next morning to apologize cuz he figured out we weren't actually doing anything.. talk about a surprising wakeup call for me

[aztec]

Originally posted by kevykev56


another point to remember about women,

****"No matter how hot she is, someone somewhere is tired of putting up with her crap"*****

And no matter how much of a dog she is, someone somewhere is trying to get into her pants.

[mosgood]

Here's a quick little bit of advice that really does come in handy.

However you want her to think of you when you are not around... that should be the last feeling she has right before you leave her.  It's something about last impressions that end up being what people dwell on.  And believe me, she will be constantly thinking and worrying about you because that's what women do.  So, if she stops thinking about ya.... your time is up.

Also, women are always in constant competition with other women.....  you must use this to your advantage to keep'em inline.

And remember, you are only 14...  don't feel that you have to keep her no matter what because it's your first GF....  after the first... it gets easier to find'em.  Whether you feels this way or not right now this is just practice.

[JBA]

Originally posted by Hangtime

BTW, before you show up to take her out, buy some pant's that fit, get a belt, tuck yer shirt in, wash the vaseline outta yer pointy assed hair and speak proper english in front of the rents.

And don't even think about getting a tattoo, or piercing anything, and then come to my house, I view that **** as
BAD DESISION MAKEING.

Don't use the word "like" in a sentence unless it is needed or I ask you what you think about something, the proper words are “similar too".

And I know your only 14 but you had better be planning to go to college or I’ll boot you Arse out the door before you hit 18.

[FuBaR]

Im so lonely

[Iceman24]

If you are nice to her constantly, tell her how much you love her, do everything in the world for her...She will walk all over you. Spit you out and look for a take charge kind of guy.


Im glad someone else already pointed this out... women do not want a wussy, they want a man... every now and then you have to act like a jerk just to keep her interested. All women will say they want the nice guy, but trust me they don't. They will saty with you maybe 2 weeks until they find some jerk... Sounds strange but thats how it works.

[mosgood]

Originally posted by Iceman24
If you are nice to her constantly, tell her how much you love her, do everything in the world for her...She will walk all over you. Spit you out and look for a take charge kind of guy.


Im glad someone else already pointed this out... women do not want a wussy, they want a man... every now and then you have to act like a jerk just to keep her interested. All women will say they want the nice guy, but trust me they don't. They will saty with you maybe 2 weeks until they find some jerk... Sounds strange but thats how it works.

Yup

I was walking around in borders bookstore yesterday with my GF and she wanted me to stop and look at this cute Kitten Calendar.  She got all bent when i told her that I had no interest in looking at that... to which she said "But I want to show it to you".  I replied "But I don't want to see it"  And walked away.  In the car she made a smartalick comment about it then for the rest of the night... she couldnt stop telling me how much she loved me.  Just the way it goes....

[FuBaR]

 I need a hug.

[Iceman24]

Another great thing you can do to get in good with her folks is to bring her home an hour early.. if her dad says 11, bring her home around 10. Then find out what dad is into, and research up and pretend your into the same things lol... Once you get in good with dad then its all downhill. 1 warning about chicks... they hate aces high and will actually get jealous of it, my excuse is and has always been... "But babe, If I wasn't playing this I would most likely be out at some bar ( nude most likely ) drinking beer and wasting money with my friends" ( never say looking at other women, as she will automatically think that and if you actually say it will trigger a fight ) Then I'll say, how about you and your mother go out to eat, just the girls, heres some money, you two deserve a night out by yourselves blah blah blah.... by the time she leaves, I end up with the house to myself, get to play aces high and my girlfriend leaves with her mom thinking i'm the best thing in the world.... I know I know, god is going to pay me back by giving me a lil girl LOL And I'll be back on here posting rulez for dating my daughter, I couldn't imagine having a girl, I would have to keep her locked up until she's 23 or so LOL, she would hate me, especially when she's 14 and some punk kid with baggy pants and numerous pieces of metal pierced through his face come by asking to take out my daughter LOL

[Mighty1]

I don't about all the other stuff but I think the thing that helps more than anything is to be confident(not cocky).

Don't be self conscious about how you look or if she likes you or what kind of car you drive(when you are old enough to drive).

Be yourself and the girls you should be with will be there.

When it comes time to meet the parents ..again be yourself but try to be polite and show manners.

Girls will come and go and you should realise that so that you don't get your heart broken or do something really stupid. Like get married at <21 or get into fights(If the girl leaves you fighting will not bring her back. If it does then she has problems that you don't want any part of.)

[Heater]

Originally posted by Lan784
why do fathers protect there daughters so much?

Because we were 14 once !:D

[Toad]

THAT is the best answer so far.