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Offline Lan784

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« Reply #15 on: September 18, 2005, 09:44:15 PM »
KERMIT the frog is my idle LOL
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Offline Lazerus

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« Reply #16 on: September 18, 2005, 09:46:15 PM »
AS long as ya don't want to be the sheep...........
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Offline Lan784

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« Reply #17 on: September 18, 2005, 09:47:17 PM »
thats a sheep??? i thought it was....nvm.......
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Offline Hangtime

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« Reply #18 on: September 18, 2005, 09:56:59 PM »
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why do fathers protect there daughters so much?


It's our job. We take it very, very seriously. And we have a Union. Cards, secrect handshake, the whole deal.

more good advice.. we were 14 once too. And we know every single trick, every ruse, every single mobid lecherous little dim thought you have yet dreamed up. And some you'll never stumble across.

You had better hope you don't succeed with a kid that has a Dad half as mean and vindictive as I am... doubly so if he's in my Local.

When you go out, take her to a very public place, buy her a milkshake, keep yer hands in plain sight at all times and don't even think of being even 15 seconds late on the curfew.

BTW, before you show up to take her out, buy some pant's that fit, get a belt, tuck yer shirt in, wash the vaseline outta yer pointy assed hair and speak proper english in front of the rents.

...or the dad might just cut to the chase and shoot yer bellybutton clean off the porch as a looter when you show up.

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« Reply #19 on: September 18, 2005, 09:58:32 PM »
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why do fathers protect there daughters so much?

Because they were 14 year old boys too at one point...and they know what hormones at that age can do to your brain!
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Offline Chairboy

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« Reply #20 on: September 18, 2005, 10:12:58 PM »
Spend a little time investigating how the latches on bras work.  There are some men who can field strip a Glock and put it together again in the dark in 30 seconds that can't seem to unlatch a bra in good light.  

Don't be that guy.

Oh, and no matter how hilarious it SEEMS, do not snap her bra strap while disassembling her clothes.  Girls have no sense of humor when it comes to that, even when it's obviously hilarious.
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Offline Hangtime

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« Reply #21 on: September 18, 2005, 10:19:23 PM »
How old's yer daughter, Chair?
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« Reply #22 on: September 18, 2005, 10:23:19 PM »
Is she 14 too lan?
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Offline nirvana

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« Reply #23 on: September 18, 2005, 10:30:50 PM »
THAT'S NOTHING!  I'm going to homecoming Saturday and it's gonna be an all nighter.

Mmm Russian girls.......:)
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« Reply #24 on: September 18, 2005, 10:36:19 PM »
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There are some men who can field strip a Glock and put it together again in the dark in 30 seconds that can't seem to unlatch a bra in good light.  

Don't be that guy.
 


For once Chairboy is right. Don`t be that guy. A Glock is a silly little impersonation of a real gun. You don`t want to go there. :)
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Offline Wolfala

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« Reply #25 on: September 18, 2005, 11:02:39 PM »
Careful. I got a Jessika pregnant once. Do yr homework.
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« Reply #26 on: September 18, 2005, 11:18:25 PM »
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Spend a little time investigating how the latches on bras work.  There are some men who can field strip a Glock and put it together again in the dark in 30 seconds that can't seem to unlatch a bra in good light.  

Don't be that guy.

Oh, and no matter how hilarious it SEEMS, do not snap her bra strap while disassembling her clothes.  Girls have no sense of humor when it comes to that, even when it's obviously hilarious.
boys wear bras where you live?
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Offline Sandman

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« Reply #27 on: September 18, 2005, 11:21:02 PM »
Girls are the devil.
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« Reply #28 on: September 18, 2005, 11:26:12 PM »
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Girls are the devil.
hang out with chairperson
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Offline ramzey

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« Reply #29 on: September 18, 2005, 11:43:07 PM »
ok, som more advices

getting a GF its easy, keep it much harder
so,......

1. remember to be romantic , at list look like you are romantic ;) remember all importand dates, like b-day, first kiss, first ........
2.remember to talk to her every day how much you love her, if you dont do it you are in trouble. ALso remember to say something nice  to her every day, like you have nicest  smile/eyes/ boobs/ass ........ (works) for every body parts.
Sometimese reminde her how smart she is, at list she cant say you are with her just fgor sex only ;)
3 its unusual for americans, (but womans like it), allways when open door for her.
If you in public places show your attencion about her comfort  "are you comfortable, your chair is ok, ........ ble ble ble.
4. Let her talk, its hardest part cuz you have to lok like you pay attention or you care about she say. Its can bore you to hell, but you cannot ignore her.
Its take years to learn that trick ;-) som never learn.

5. whatever you do , let her feel you are in charge, but do what she say. That can save you a lot of troubles in future.


6. Keep your room, clothes clean. Small things like nails, haircut are importand

damm its big bok abut al this things and hours of audition ;)
you are young , so  lot of gfriends to learn ;)
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