First GirlFriend

[megadud]

Originally posted by FuBaR
Im so lonely

don't be silly fubby you got spade

[Iceman24]

wish i was lonely, i liked being single.

[Furious]

All you daughter dads have failed or will fail.

You know it.

Deep down.

Some boy is going to get her.



....ahhh, the joy of all boys.

[Sandman]

One of my son's friends expressed an interest in my 14 year-old daughter.

I said, "Tyler, you know how I go out into the desert a lot, right?"

He nodded.

"They'll never find your body."




... and that was the end of that.

[Wolfala]

Originally posted by Sandman
One of my son's friends expressed an interest in my 14 year-old daughter.

I said, "Tyler, you know how I go out into the desert a lot, right?"

He nodded.

"They'll never find your body."




... and that was the end of that.

Or u could always go the hitler route - never find yr body b/c its burned, crushed, buried and hidden.

[FuBaR]

do chicks dig firemen?

[Morpheus]

Originally posted by ramzey
ok, som more advices

getting a GF its easy, keep it much harder
so,......

1. remember to be romantic , at list look like you are romantic remember all importand dates, like b-day, first kiss, first ........
2.remember to talk to her every day how much you love her, if you dont do it you are in trouble. ALso remember to say something nice  to her every day, like you have nicest  smile/eyes/ boobs/ass ........ (works) for every body parts.
Sometimese reminde her how smart she is, at list she cant say you are with her just fgor sex only
3 its unusual for americans, (but womans like it), allways when open door for her.
If you in public places show your attencion about her comfort  "are you comfortable, your chair is ok, ........ ble ble ble.
4. Let her talk, its hardest part cuz you have to lok like you pay attention or you care about she say. Its can bore you to hell, but you cannot ignore her.
Its take years to learn that trick ;-) som never learn.

5. whatever you do , let her feel you are in charge, but do what she say. That can save you a lot of troubles in future.


6. Keep your room, clothes clean. Small things like nails, haircut are importand

damm its big bok abut al this things and hours of audition
you are young , so  lot of gfriends to learn

LOL the kids 14!

The above is all nice, very nice indeed. But the kids 14!

Dude, just be a conceeded ahole. Think more about yourself than you do about them. Dont give them an inch because they will take all the rest before you can blink an eye. Love is nice, but nice guys finish last. For whatever reason they are drawn to the guys who treat them the worst. God if i know but hell it works. So keep the tradition alive.

Gotta remember dude, your 14. Gfs are great but wait until you get to college. Then you'll have many girlfriends at once.

Think more about yourself than you do about them. Dont let them give you watermelon and when they try, hang the phone up or walk away. When you find one willing to put up with all that, all your BS then you found one worth keeping around.

[Xargos]

Next time a pretty pretty turns your head, you better take a look at her mother instead.

"Bread"

[Lan784]

WOW just got done with a 3 hour homework project!

[AdmRose]

My first girlfriend just got married last Saturday, not to me!

Ahh how time flies.

[Hangtime]

Originally posted by Sandman
One of my son's friends expressed an interest in my 14 year-old daughter.

I said, "Tyler, you know how I go out into the desert a lot, right?"

He nodded.

"They'll never find your body."




... and that was the end of that.

Nicely done. (and for the lil dudes readin this, that's no idle threat. It's more like a statement of simple truth)

[storch]

Originally posted by Sandman
One of my son's friends expressed an interest in my 14 year-old daughter.

I said, "Tyler, you know how I go out into the desert a lot, right?"

He nodded.

"They'll never find your body."




... and that was the end of that.

and what would you utilize to perform this deed?  you have a liberal's fear of anything (yes everything apparently) that discharges or is pointy.  i don't suppose you could use your hands because that would be devolution.  hmmm maybe sandwoman would help you out?

[x0847Marine]

Originally posted by kevykev56
Ditch all those rules but 6. that one is universal for getting and keeping.

Women are funny that way, they want a man in charge, not a whipping boy.
 

Damm best advice right there.

[Hangtime]

Originally posted by storch
and what would you utilize to perform this deed?  you have a liberal's fear of anything (yes everything apparently) that discharges or is pointy.  i don't suppose you could use your hands because that would be devolution.  hmmm maybe sandwoman would help you out?

A brick works fine. And I don't doubt for a second that Sandy would and could take care of a situation.. the guy impresses me as one that would have some remorse, but no compunctions.

[Sandman]

Originally posted by storch
and what would you utilize to perform this deed?  you have a liberal's fear of anything (yes everything apparently) that discharges or is pointy.  i don't suppose you could use your hands because that would be devolution.  hmmm maybe sandwoman would help you out?

You've read me all wrong then. I grew up handling firearms, but never as a sport. We kept them around primarily to deal with stray animals and other varmints. I don't keep them in the house simply because I don't need to, and I prefer it this way.

I do however have something pointy. It's a compound bow.


and like Hang says... there are plenty of other "tools" that will do the job.