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Offline crowMAW

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« Reply #75 on: September 19, 2005, 06:45:51 PM »
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Im so lonely :cry

Awwwe...Fubby-wubby...did Ruaml break up with you already? :D
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« Reply #76 on: September 19, 2005, 07:14:23 PM »
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WOW just got done with a 3 hour homework project!


Must be using a code. Maybe his mom looks at these boards. By homework he means his girlfriend. And 3 hours means 30 seconds.

Isnt 14 sorta young for...uhh...the hokey pokey.

Remember Lan, no glove, no love.
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« Reply #77 on: September 19, 2005, 08:33:44 PM »
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One of my son's friends expressed an interest in my 14 year-old daughter.

I said, "Tyler, you know how I go out into the desert a lot, right?"

He nodded.

"They'll never find your body."




... and that was the end of that. :D


:lol :rofl :lol  PWNED!
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« Reply #78 on: September 19, 2005, 09:35:00 PM »
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LOL the kids 14!

The above is all nice, very nice indeed. But the kids 14!

Dude, just be a conceeded ahole. Think more about yourself than you do about them. Dont give them an inch because they will take all the rest before you can blink an eye. Love is nice, but nice guys finish last. For whatever reason they are drawn to the guys who treat them the worst. God if i know but hell it works. So keep the tradition alive.

Gotta remember dude, your 14. Gfs are great but wait until you get to college. Then you'll have many girlfriends at once.

Think more about yourself than you do about them. Dont let them give you watermelon and when they try, hang the phone up or walk away. When you find one willing to put up with all that, all your BS then you found one worth keeping around.


lol, i was waiting 2 pages when somone will say that.
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« Reply #79 on: September 19, 2005, 10:04:26 PM »
Almost 16, no tatoos, no piercings, I wear a belt and use it accordingly (example: around my hips) and i have no desire to not do any of these things.  And i'm not afraid to walk in the door and meet pops (or mom) the first date either.  Be afraid, be very afraid.
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« Reply #80 on: September 19, 2005, 11:05:04 PM »
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Awwwe...Fubby-wubby...did Ruaml break up with you already? :D



Your future of breathing just got very short in my crystal ball.
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« Reply #81 on: September 19, 2005, 11:21:10 PM »
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Your future of breathing just got very short in my crystal ball.

Is it cuz I'm panting with a hot chick?!! :aok
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« Reply #82 on: September 19, 2005, 11:25:43 PM »
didn't I  tell you RuAmL looked like a hot chick?
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« Reply #83 on: September 20, 2005, 08:19:15 AM »
lan girls are like movies. you go see a bunch of movies and when ya find one you like you buy it. when it gets old you sell it or put it on the shelf and get a new movie. :aok
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« Reply #84 on: September 20, 2005, 08:34:40 AM »
At 14 I was still content to running through the woods on expeditions, building models while listening to music, and making a drumset out of 5 gallon buckets. Dont rush being a kid. Those are the best days of your life.
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« Reply #85 on: September 20, 2005, 08:59:29 AM »
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At 14 I was still content to running through the woods on expeditions, building models while listening to music, and making a drumset out of 5 gallon buckets. Dont rush being a kid. Those are the best days of your life.


what he said

don't you adults on this board realize you are indulging in child porn if this kid is really 14?

weird..
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« Reply #86 on: September 20, 2005, 11:52:56 AM »
sex is sex..."porn" is porn.
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« Reply #87 on: September 20, 2005, 12:21:04 PM »
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:cry  I need a hug.


Hug

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« Reply #88 on: September 20, 2005, 12:31:02 PM »
FOOBKAKKE!!!:D
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« Reply #89 on: September 20, 2005, 12:36:21 PM »
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Must be using a code. Maybe his mom looks at these boards. By homework he means his girlfriend. And 3 hours means 30 seconds.

Isnt 14 sorta young for...uhh...the hokey pokey.

Remember Lan, no glove, no love.


Or as one of my professors so eloquently puts it, the horizontal funky
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