Author Topic: Favorite Quotes (Read 3662 times)

DREDIOCK · « **Reply #75 on:** November 04, 2005, 05:07:39 PM »

Ok serious one this time.

I'm having this notation put in my sons senior yearbook from me.
Borrowed from the movie "The Cowboys"

"Every man wants his kid to be better then he was.
You are"

mussie · « **Reply #76 on:** November 05, 2005, 07:03:27 AM »

Personal Favorite:
"The purpose in life is not to arraive at your grave in a beautiful body, but to slide in sideways in a bent, busted and banged up body screaming F#$k what a ride!!!"

RTGorkle · « **Reply #77 on:** November 05, 2005, 08:31:48 AM »

"There's no room for Jesus on the beach" - a Surf Nazi.

Bruv119 · « **Reply #78 on:** November 05, 2005, 08:51:57 AM »

"lifes a ***** then you marry one"

harry1 · « **Reply #79 on:** November 05, 2005, 09:02:10 AM »

-- When the sea was calm, all boats alike showed mastership in floating--
- Shakespeare-
Had this painted on the wall above our riot gear in the SWAT Room at New Jersey State Prison after several "leaders" panicked during a blowout.

Made a few new friends with that dig.

uberhun · « **Reply #80 on:** November 05, 2005, 01:23:32 PM »

"Charlie don't surf"! - Robert Duvall Apocolaypse Now

uberhun · « **Reply #81 on:** November 05, 2005, 01:26:18 PM »

"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein

uberhun · « **Reply #82 on:** November 05, 2005, 01:30:02 PM »

"In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends." - Dr. Martin Luthur KIng

uberhun · « **Reply #83 on:** November 05, 2005, 01:32:02 PM »

"Do, or do not. There is no 'try'." - Yoda:rofl

elc7367b · « **Reply #84 on:** November 05, 2005, 01:42:48 PM »

One of the best quotes to live by, now and for all eternity. Take it to the heart.

For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.
John 3:16

Muttman
Sick Puppies

DREDIOCK · « **Reply #85 on:** November 05, 2005, 02:03:46 PM »

"Its only funny till someone gets hurt.
Then its hillarious"

"Warning! Does not play well with others.
Its seems others do not like loosing"

"If you love something set it free. If it comes back its yours. If it doesnt. Hunt it down and kill it"

"Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them. "

DREDIOCK · « **Reply #86 on:** November 05, 2005, 02:26:00 PM »

"I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally."-W.C. Feilds

"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it." -Groucho Marx

"Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others."

"Women should be obscene and not heard." -Groucho Marx

"Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried."-Mae West

"...more people are driven insane through religious hysteria than by drinking alcohol."- WC Feilds

"Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity.
-Albert Einstein

Curval · « **Reply #87 on:** November 05, 2005, 02:37:00 PM »

"Ho, Ho, Ho... Well, if it isn't stinking Billygoat Billyboy in poison. How are thou, thou globby bottle of cheap stinking chip oil? Come and get one in the yarbles, if you have any yarbles, oh eunuch jelly thou."

"The Durango-95 purred away real horrorshow ó a nice, warm vibraty feeling all through your guttiwuts. Soon it was trees and dark, my brothers, with real country dark. We fillied around for a while with other travelers of the night, playing hogs of the road. Then we headed west, what we were after now was the old surprise visit, that was a real kick and good for laughs and lashing of the ultra-violent."

WilldCrd · « **Reply #88 on:** November 05, 2005, 05:54:54 PM »

My standars might be low....but i do have them -Mae West

and read the sig

one more from somebody on this board:
What the hell was THAT? -Mayor of hiroshima

Schatzi · « **Reply #89 on:** November 05, 2005, 07:16:11 PM »

Quote

Originally posted by DREDIOCK

"If you love something set it free. If it comes back its yours. If it doesnt. Hunt it down and kill it"

I know that one a little different...

If you love something, set it free. If it doesnt come back, it wasnt yours to begin with.

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"Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them. "

LMAO