I was on my way back from lunch this afternoon when I happened to catch Howard Dean patriotically saying that America was in another "Vietnam" and that it was just "plain wrong" to think that America could prevail in Iraq.
It was at this point that I had to finally admit the hard truth, that I am not a patriot nor it seems will I ever be one. You see, unlike great patriots like Dean, and Kerry, and Sheehan, I just can't seem to bring myself to the patriotic fever pitch point where I am willing to make statements that will demoralize American troops, and give aid, comfort, and encouragement to their enemies.
In hindsight, I think it may be partly because I'm selfish. Too many of the members of my congregation are deployed or are soon to be deployed, and I know its their patriotic duty to be killed and defeated so that the Republicans can be ejected from power and the Jihad prevail, but I just keep hoping that they will come home alive and that the bloodthirsty Islamic Jihadists will be the ones who get defeated. I know too I should be ashamed of my lack of patriotism, especially given the fact that I'm applying to become a citizen, but I just can't help but hope that democracy and goodness will actually prevail, and that Islam will sputter out. If only I could see and understand that America really is the Great Satan and the US Army the true terrorizers, and that the Caliphate will be really be peace and paradise. But I can't, and so it seems I'm doomed to be a traitor, a fifth columnist, and just plain un-American.
I hope you guys at least can understand and perhaps forgive me.
- SEAGOON