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Offline Karnak

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« on: December 28, 2001, 03:40:00 AM »
Here is the link: Humorous LOTR review

Warning: lots of adds (no popup adds though).
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« Reply #1 on: December 28, 2001, 07:33:00 AM »
rofl <bump>

gotta love those christian nutcases  :D
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« Reply #2 on: December 28, 2001, 08:00:00 AM »
:)

 Forget LOTR review, go straight to their Harry Potter review (link on the same page).

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« Reply #3 on: December 28, 2001, 09:17:00 AM »
hehe, I think that was written by Ned Flanders!   ;)
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« Reply #4 on: December 28, 2001, 09:30:00 AM »
Thats the sickest thing i have ever read.

It brings a smile to my face to know that some day the person who wrote that will no longer be infecting the minds of the gulable, and preying on there fears.
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« Reply #5 on: December 28, 2001, 10:57:00 AM »
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It brings a smile to my face to know that some day the person who wrote that will no longer be infecting the minds of the gulable, and preying on there fears.

 What gives you that hope? Are you one of the people expecting that Rapture (Second coming of Christ) is going to happen soon and all devout christians will disappear from the face of the Earth and leave us to our (rational) devices?
 Unless you have access to some inside info, I wouldn't hold my breath...  ;)

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« Reply #6 on: December 28, 2001, 11:07:00 AM »
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 What gives you that hope? Are you one of the people expecting that Rapture (Second coming of Christ) is going to happen soon and all devout christians will disappear from the face of the Earth and leave us to our (rational) devices?
 Unless you have access to some inside info, I wouldn't hold my breath...    ;)

 miko

Ohhh no no no   :)

The pleasure i was speaking of was knowing that some day, who ever wrote that, will no longer be with us   :)
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« Reply #7 on: December 28, 2001, 11:08:00 AM »
Thats what came to my mind too: Stupid and even more, sick.

Some people take religion to the level of superstitious fantasy, these people live in a world that looks very different from ours.

They are annoying because they aim to limit the freedom of normal persons based on their own hallucinations and fears.

Probably they are the reason why LOTR advertisements on music television are titled 'This is an advertisement'

I'm sure they already gathered together and called 911 expecting Balrog to appear from the basement any second.
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« Reply #8 on: December 28, 2001, 11:24:00 AM »
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Ohhh no no no     :)
The pleasure i was speaking of was knowing that some day, who ever wrote that, will no longer be with us     :)
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 Sorry to burst your bubble of joyfull anticipation, but ever heard the expression "a dime a dozen"?

 At least this guy demanding from us not to let our children practice sourcery in school is (hopefully) not busy dissuading poor third-world natives living on exhaused overpopulated land from using birth control or pushing legislation mandating momen what to do with their bodies or demanding that we institute christian prayer in our schools.

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« Reply #9 on: December 28, 2001, 11:38:00 AM »
actually people like the author of that review aren't so much common as loud. most christians can tell the difference between a story and a lifestyle.
 it disturbs me when i wonder how many people are kept from hearing Gods message because people like that give the impression that christian=crazy
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« Reply #10 on: December 28, 2001, 11:39:00 AM »
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 Sorry to burst your bubble of joyfull anticipation, but ever heard the expression "a dime a dozen"?

 At least this guy demanding from us not to let our children practice sourcery in school is (hopefully) not busy dissuading poor third-world natives living on exhaused overpopulated land from using birth control or pushing legislation mandating momen what to do with their bodies or demanding that we institute christian prayer in our schools.

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Yea REALLY, what ever you do dont let kids have a mind of there own.

Even more so dont let them be kids and have a good time and fantsize about being a great sorcerer or wyrm slayer.. a Open mind is harder to control or influence.

We need our kids to act like 40 year old men who have never indulged them selves in the animalistic pleasure of life.. they can then be just as angry at everyone and feal that they are "higher" on the food chain in there rightgeous-misguided-guilt-riden-self-denial.

*turns sarcasm off*
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« Reply #11 on: December 28, 2001, 12:58:00 PM »
capt. apathy,

I agree with your statement wholeheartedly.

I do not judge Christians by these silly, fringe loud mouths and I encourage others to see them that way too.

None the less, fringe looneys can be amusing.
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« Reply #12 on: December 28, 2001, 01:10:00 PM »
LOL loved that site thx.. We can't have our children witness any explosive startle!
Just curious, what movies DO they approve of?

Wanton Violence/Crime (W):

graphic injuries, including amputation and a beheading
explosive startle
monstrous "walking dead" being threats and attacks
graphic torture by demons
theft
attempted sword murders
sword threats
attempts to murder by sorcery
animal attacks
many dead and decaying bodies, repeatedly
multiple exceptionally graphic attacks by unholy beings, including by thousands of creeping beings with much impalement
graphic imagery of implement
crumbling cavern perils
falling death
fire demon attacks
arrow threats
orders to kill
long sequence of dire urgency with explosive sound
many graphic seething battle sequences
exceptionally brutal killing with multiple arrows, slowly
many battle deaths
a very graphic hand-to-hand combat sequence with a hideous demon
near death by drowning

Impudence/Hate (I)(1):

lies

Sex/Homosexuality (S):

none noted

Drugs/Alcohol (D):

smoking, repeatedly
drinking, repeatedly

Offense to God (O)(2):

claim of immortality
thousands of demonic beings of various sort, some extremely graphic
many uses and portrayals of wizardry/sorcery
many threats by unholy things
multiple battles with sorcery using sorcery, some very, very graphic
many attacks by evil beings, some (especially one) very, very hideous
portrayal that being stabbed by an evil being's sword will make the victim evil
many instances of demonic faces/eyes
unholy control of the elements to fight evil
claims of immortality
ability to chose unholy mortality or immortality
many mystic voices
sorcery to open mountain wall
light by sorcery

Murder/Suicide (M)(3):

impalement then drowning murder
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« Reply #13 on: December 28, 2001, 01:36:00 PM »
Just wondering... My guess is most of those points can be found from old testament  :)
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« Reply #14 on: December 28, 2001, 01:44:00 PM »
Lemme get this straight; It's ok for a film to contain gun violence, but not swords?.
Mwuahahhahahahahaa!

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