Farm Animals

[frank3]

<--------- votes for farm animals

[nirvana]

We can have giant sheep and then we can use rockets to.....nevermind........

[SMIDSY]

i say we should have heards of sheep that when hit, explode.

[hubsonfire]

Sheep that scream when you shoot them, then explode, but which also roundhouse kick any enemy paratroopers on the ground which pass through the flocks. Sheep were used to guard lots of military complexes in the war. I read that in my "Secret Chuck Norris's of WW2" book.

[RAIDER14]

Birds would be a funny thing to add cuase you would have a bird strike every so often or a bird could get sucked into a 262 or 234's engines

[Billy Joe Bob]

sweet!



N00b:sweet i gots me a 262!!!111oneoneone!!111!!1 *flying along* teh omfg wtfux!?!??!?! *whumph* OMFG teh bird gotted sucked into my engine!!! *262 engine catches on fire and explodes*

[nirvana]

Birds won't work because my Chuck Norris can shoot any bird out of the sky, but if he does happen to miss one, which he won't, he will just eat it and yell, "DON'T **** WITH CHUCK!"

[thebest1]

Chuck NOrris,   Vin Deisel,  Mr T,  Samuel L Jackson,  Danny Glover,  Ted Nugent,  Bob Saget

and of cource Micheal Angelo with his QUAD GUITAR?!?!??!?!?!?  


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lol its so rediculous be patient it takes a few minutes to load

[nirvana]

Ok Chuck Norris could kill Bob Saget in 3 nanoseconds.  Period.


All the other ones have nothing on teh ubber Norris

[thebest1]

um excuse me Nirvana but Vin Deisel can eat chuck norris's foot b4 he can even pull of his atom splitting round house kick

[nirvana]

Vin Diesel is slower then Jessica Simpson, sit down Besticle.

[Gianlupo]

I want teh ubber Norris, but only if has TEH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKIE!

P.S. Great picture, Rap!

[Raptor]

dont ya know, we already have the CN-1 in AH. Its icon says Spit16

[SMIDSY]

Originally posted by Raptor01
dont ya know, we already have the CN-1 in AH. Its icon says Spit16

STUPID!! the CN-1 is an anti-aircraft gun!!! didnt you read the history?

"Chuck Norris was still a prototype during the BoB. He (designated XCN-1) saw only limited use, and is credited with no bomber kills. He did, however, utilize a new magazine configuration, allowing him to fire 4,000 rounds from the 60rd drums used in the earlier Spitfire models, without ever having to reload."

[lasersailor184]

I'm aware of the made up declarations about me that have recently begun to appear on the Internet and in emails as "Chuck Norris facts." I've seen some of them. Some are funny. Some are pretty far out. Being more a student of the Wild West than the wild world of the Internet, I'm not quite sure what to make of it. It's quite surprising. I do know that boys will be boys, and I neither take offense nor take these things too seriously. Who knows, maybe these made up one-liners will prompt young people to seek out the real facts as found in my recent autobiographical book, "Against All Odds?" They may even be interested enough to check out my novels set in the Old West, "The Justice Riders," released this month. I'm very proud of these literary efforts.
~ Chuck Norris

http://www.chucknorris.com/html/events.aspx