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« on: January 17, 2006, 08:42:23 PM »
I check the mail today and found a letter from the Texas DPS. Since I have a CDL (Commercial Driver License) with a HazMat endorsement the provisions of the Patriot Act directly affect me and my wallet.

Seems I might be a terrorist and must undergo a background check by DHS. Normally this wouldn't bother me since I'm not a terrorist. The problem is I have to pay $73 for the background check or they will revoke my license. None of the money is for the actual license, just the background check.

What a crock. Does anyone think a terrorist will actually take the time to have his fingerprints taken, get a CDL and drive a truckbomb into New York? Or will they simply steal a truck and turn it into a truckbomb? :noid
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« Reply #1 on: January 17, 2006, 08:48:32 PM »
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I check the mail today and found a letter from the Texas DPS. Since I have a CDL (Commercial Driver License) with a HazMat endorsement the provisions of the Patriot Act directly affect me and my wallet.

Seems I might be a terrorist and must undergo a background check by DHS. Normally this wouldn't bother me since I'm not a terrorist. The problem is I have to pay $73 for the background check or they will revoke my license. None of the money is for the actual license, just the background check.

What a crock. Does anyone think a terrorist will actually take the time to have his fingerprints taken, get a CDL and drive a truckbomb into New York? Or will they simply steal a truck and turn it into a truckbomb? :noid


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« Reply #2 on: January 17, 2006, 08:49:07 PM »
They want the $73.00

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« Reply #3 on: January 17, 2006, 08:50:32 PM »
What's the deal, dredlock, you some sort of terrorist lover?

I think the word here is 'unfunded mandate'.  

Of course, it's sad that people aren't outraged at the Patriot Act until it affects them directly.  
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« Reply #4 on: January 17, 2006, 08:54:32 PM »
Why buy a truck when you can rent

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« Reply #5 on: January 17, 2006, 09:01:19 PM »
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I check the mail today and found a letter from the Texas DPS. Since I have a CDL (Commercial Driver License) with a HazMat endorsement the provisions of the Patriot Act directly affect me and my wallet.

Seems I might be a terrorist and must undergo a background check by DHS. Normally this wouldn't bother me since I'm not a terrorist. The problem is I have to pay $73 for the background check or they will revoke my license. None of the money is for the actual license, just the background check.

What a crock. Does anyone think a terrorist will actually take the time to have his fingerprints taken, get a CDL and drive a truckbomb into New York? Or will they simply steal a truck and turn it into a truckbomb? :noid

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« Reply #6 on: January 18, 2006, 12:49:09 AM »
Does anyone think a terrorist will actually take the time to have his fingerprints taken, get a CDL and drive a truckbomb into New York?
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Would seem to me the best way to get in and do an attack.  Just need a virgin suicider.
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« Reply #7 on: January 18, 2006, 01:07:32 AM »
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Does anyone think a terrorist will actually take the time to have his fingerprints taken, get a CDL and drive a truckbomb into New York?
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Would seem to me the best way to get in and do an attack.  Just need a virgin suicider.


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« Reply #8 on: January 18, 2006, 01:31:52 AM »
Damnit RPM, you friggin' commie.  Just pay your money and thank the government for not taking more.
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« Reply #9 on: January 18, 2006, 01:46:37 AM »
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Damnit RPM, you friggin' commie.  Just pay your money and thank the government for not taking more.


That's what she said....at the picnic.

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« Reply #10 on: January 18, 2006, 02:46:24 AM »
is there some place you can pay in person?

..then you can insist on a kiss...

demand yer american right to be kissed while yer being ****ed!
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« Reply #11 on: January 18, 2006, 03:03:32 AM »
Mark your calendar... 9/12 was the day that a great country got overrun by a bunch of chicken*** s.

It's just a question now if anyone's got the 'nads to take it back.

As a country, you've faced far worse. FAR worse. You have stood up to it and have always prevailed. You didn't need any encroachment on your freedoms in order to prevail.

Your government is turning you into a bunch of frightened girls. It's pathetic. Don't buy it.

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« Reply #12 on: January 18, 2006, 07:11:34 AM »
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Your government is turning you into a bunch of frightened girls. It's pathetic. Don't buy it.


Wow maybe now our government can have a slumber party with your government.

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« Reply #13 on: January 18, 2006, 07:28:54 AM »
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Mark your calendar... 9/12 was the day that a great country got overrun by a bunch of chicken*** s.


Was that the day a bunch of Canadians crossed the border? Were you their leader?
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« Reply #14 on: January 18, 2006, 07:34:30 AM »
"Just pay your money and thank the government for not taking more."

 That's very unpatriotic.  Your kind of thinking gives comfort to the enemy and stinks of "pinko-commie-rugheaded_terrorist_loving" sedition.

 If he truly loved America, the Republican party, Mom and apple pie he'd write out a nice phatt campaign donation check to "The Party" at the same time.