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Offline SOB

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« Reply #30 on: February 07, 2006, 12:53:15 AM »
How to improve the NFL?  One word: Cyberball.
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« Reply #31 on: February 07, 2006, 01:05:29 AM »
Sports personalities and other entertainers get what they can get and the free market decides what is overpaid.  Tiger has already made a lot more than Roethelissberrgerrr will ever get, and Tiger will be able to play his game as an old man.

How to improve the NFL?

1.  The clock does not stop.

2. limit teams to 20 players.  3/4 of the players have to play iron man, only 2 or 3 are designated specialists, the others are backup for injury.

3.  Weight limitations to be phased in so after 10 years the biggest players are maybe 240 lbs.

4.  Pads and helmets are phased out... somehow
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« Reply #32 on: February 07, 2006, 01:44:23 AM »
how about - nobody makes more than $250,000 a year for a career that produces no useful product?

why should some guy make that kind of money for catching a ball when a fireman is lucky to make $50k for pulling your bellybutton from a burning building.

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« Reply #33 on: February 07, 2006, 02:00:21 AM »
Somebody who pays for a $35 ticket or a $500 ticket, or a $2000 season pass or a $500,000 sky box believes that catching a pass or a fly ball or kicking a goal or hitting a three point or taking a chicane at 120 mph is a useful product.
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« Reply #34 on: February 07, 2006, 02:28:03 AM »
Supply and demand.

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« Reply #35 on: February 07, 2006, 04:31:31 AM »
Break it! What are you the postal service? The NFL is fine, it's salary cap system and revenue sharing has made it America's(and alot of the world) game. It has allowed small market teams to stay competitive, and created a league that has it's higher talent athletes spread throughout the league.

The system allows the better players to be rewarded, like a better CEO gets more money, why take what little free market they have away? It allows the owner to terminate any contract any time and at the same time allows the player guaranteed money. Teams get to keep their draft picks enough time to utilize them, the Patriots sign them for 5 years(Ben Watson 6).

It is a system that meets halfway and is making everyone involved rich. To say the league is Healthy would do it no justice, it is colossal. The other major sports can't even come close to the success of the NFL.

Oh yeah, and "why should a bank CEO make 6 million when a fireman makes only 50k", well freakin duh, WELCOME TO CAPITALISM! Dear lord, where does the BB find these people? What, they can get big money in a free market and they can't have it? You a liberal? Geez. The players create a very useful product, it makes my sunday alot of fun and puts me in a good mood for the beginning of the work week. There is nothing like 60k people getting together, have a huge BBQ, then rocking the house for your home team. They do alot more for me than any bank CEO did. There is a 40k person waiting list for season tickets for the Pats, and I would gladly pay a season tickets holder double what he paid for his tickets.

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« Reply #36 on: February 07, 2006, 10:04:18 AM »
Instead of 4 downs to go 10 yards, make it 5 downs to go 15.  No more 3-and-out!

Move the extra point back 10 yards so its more of a challenge.

Allow receivers to stay in motion at the snap.

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« Reply #37 on: February 07, 2006, 10:30:23 AM »
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Originally posted by capt. apathy
how about - nobody makes more than $250,000 a year for a career that produces no useful product?



I think they tried that sort of thing but it didn't work. They're all pretty much separate republics now.
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« Reply #38 on: February 07, 2006, 10:35:39 AM »
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1. Get rid of the "TV Timeout" and allow commercial breaks only after a score or between quarters.
...but to make up for lost revenue, there would need to be some other levy - TV licence maybe? :D

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« Reply #39 on: February 07, 2006, 10:47:27 AM »
Nah, no need for a socialist license where Nanny knows what everyone needs to do and where Nanny would make everyone pay for football whether or not they cared to watch.

You could just go cable exclusive with it and people could choose for themselves whether they wanted to watch it or not.
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« Reply #40 on: February 07, 2006, 10:48:40 AM »
How to improve the NFL ? Give me back my money they stole to build their stadiums.

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« Reply #41 on: February 07, 2006, 11:04:20 AM »
LOL Toad! I have an even better idea - run the NFL games on a Public Broadcasting channel, and call a 10 minute timeout for the "pledge" segment. With all the standing around there is in those games, no-one would ever notice! :lol

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« Reply #42 on: February 07, 2006, 11:05:24 AM »
Get rid of the punt.
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« Reply #43 on: February 07, 2006, 11:23:11 AM »
I'm sorry Beet but you're fishing in this thread without a license. You've added nothing but a vain (double entendre intended) attempt to revive one of your old, failed, stinkbait "we're better than you" arguments.

Better reel in before one of the mods sees you here and you get ticketed.
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« Reply #44 on: February 07, 2006, 11:32:23 AM »
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Originally posted by Mustaine
why punish the football players?

they do a more demanding job than any other sport,



Not more demanding than hockey.  80+ game regular season alone would demostrate that.