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Offline RTR

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« Reply #15 on: February 06, 2006, 03:21:34 PM »
It works better if you tell them AFTER you do the copulating thing. If you tell them BEFORE, then the last copulating thing don't happen.

sheesh.

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« Reply #16 on: February 06, 2006, 03:31:14 PM »
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It works better if you tell them AFTER you do the copulating thing. If you tell them BEFORE, then the last copulating thing don't happen.

sheesh.

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After copulating with her 32904832049823 times, I wasn't exactly fiending for one more. :lol
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« Reply #17 on: February 06, 2006, 03:41:24 PM »
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After copulating with her 32904832049823 times, I wasn't exactly fiending for one more. :lol


HT, Skuzzy, MPs and the rest of the HTC Staff..

Would all mind going on vacation for about a week so I can respond to this?:D
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« Reply #18 on: February 06, 2006, 03:46:10 PM »
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u dumped her at 2 in the morning?
No, I dumped her at 1 in the morning. It just kept going until 2 in the morning, what with the crying and wanting of explanations and all.

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Please tell me you didn't tell her to leave after copulating...
Are you a female? :p
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« Reply #19 on: February 06, 2006, 03:55:26 PM »
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No, I dumped her at 1 in the morning. It just kept going until 2 in the morning, what with the crying and wanting of explanations and all.

:p


See you used the wrong line then.
a proper breakup line is almost as important as a proper pickup line.

When she asks why

"Because your starting to look and smell like fresh puke to me."

Gets the job done in a hurry;)

Yea its cold. it gets her angry. But that is a plus for her. The sooner she gets angry the sooner she will stop dwelling on you and move on. If for no other reason, then spite.
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« Reply #20 on: February 06, 2006, 03:55:56 PM »
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After copulating with her 32904832049823 times, I wasn't exactly fiending for one more. :lol

$50.00 says he breaks down with a booty call to her in a month.  Se...copulating with the Ex-wifey always seems to be hotter than you remember. :aok
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« Reply #21 on: February 06, 2006, 03:58:58 PM »
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aight moody...

it wasn't you he dumped, was it?


omfg how did you know
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« Reply #22 on: February 06, 2006, 04:07:00 PM »
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Please tell me you didn't tell her to leave after copulating...


Teling her before would be stupid :D
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« Reply #23 on: February 06, 2006, 04:09:58 PM »
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$50.00 says he breaks down with a booty call to her in a month.  Se...copulating with the Ex-wifey always seems to be hotter than you remember. :aok
booty calls are the best part of breaking up with someone :aok
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« Reply #24 on: February 06, 2006, 04:17:29 PM »
wtg on de-acking your house rat.
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« Reply #25 on: February 06, 2006, 04:28:41 PM »
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Are you a female? :p


No, but I take Silat's school of cross dressing very seriously...

Besides, I'm not your type... I'm male, intelligent, and I have can't come over at 2am. :)
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« Reply #26 on: February 06, 2006, 05:08:31 PM »
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After copulating with her 32904832049823 times, I wasn't exactly fiending for one more. :lol


There is where you screwed up...  You should have done it while copulating and enjoyed the rodeo ride... bet that would have been different wouldn't it?  Sheesh....  some folks have no creativity!
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« Reply #27 on: February 06, 2006, 05:41:28 PM »
You do realise those pedals are gonna attract duty as it is crossing the border and the courier dude is gonna have HIS hand out for cash when it gets delivered?
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« Reply #28 on: February 06, 2006, 05:57:00 PM »
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You do realise those pedals are gonna attract duty as it is crossing the border and the courier dude is gonna have HIS hand out for cash when it gets delivered?
I'll cross that bridge when I get to it.
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« Reply #29 on: February 07, 2006, 01:08:42 AM »
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Please tell me you didn't tell her to leave after copulating...


Why would you tell her BEFORE?
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