Originally posted by wetrat
No, I dumped her at 1 in the morning. It just kept going until 2 in the morning, what with the crying and wanting of explanations and all.
See you used the wrong line then.
a proper breakup line is almost as important as a proper pickup line.
When she asks why
"Because your starting to look and smell like fresh puke to me."
Gets the job done in a hurry;)
Yea its cold. it gets her angry. But that is a plus for her. The sooner she gets angry the sooner she will stop dwelling on you and move on. If for no other reason, then spite.