Author Topic: How do our Canadian brethern feel about their Gov't approving seal hunts? (Read 654 times)

Nash · « **Reply #15 on:** March 16, 2006, 08:44:20 PM »

Oh... see.... now you're making me cry. lol

You need to think about the elements, man! It's gawdamned cold up there! Yeah sure, he walks up to it with a club. Seems rather unsportin' like.

But where are the pictures of that hunter holed up in a freakin' igloo just the night before? How many 'bamans have that kind of dedication?

Nooo..... they sit up there in some kind of tree stand, soaking up the balmy weather and drinkin' Slammers until a deer walks past... 100 yards past... and BLAM!

A gun is just the girly man's club.

Masherbrum · « **Reply #16 on:** March 16, 2006, 08:45:57 PM »

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Originally posted by Nash
Oh... see.... now you're making me cry. lol

You need to think about the elements, man! It's gawdamned cold up there! Yeah sure, he walks up to it with a club. Seems rather unsportin' like.

But where are the pictures of that hunter holed up in a freakin' igloo just the night before? How many 'bamans have that kind of dedication?

Nooo..... they sit up there in some kind of tree stand, soaking up the balmy weather and drinkin' Slammers until a deer walks past... 100 yards past... and BLAM!

A gun is just the girly man's club.

Would you rather be shot once and killed, or beaten like "Nicky" in Casino?

Karaya

Nash · « **Reply #17 on:** March 16, 2006, 08:57:47 PM »

Wha?

Since when did you get all PETA?

I'm no Doctor, but I'd assume that from the first bonk on the seal's head, they are rendered unconsious.

How many deer, elk, or whatever get shot in the gut or bellybutton and have to wait the gruelling 5 minutes before the hunter finally reaches it and ends their suffering? I'm sure it's not an insignificant number.

There may some difference, but overall it sorta escapes me.

VOR · « **Reply #18 on:** March 16, 2006, 09:06:24 PM »

It's almost as cruel as being eaten alive by a killer whale or a freakin' polar bear. Almost.

Hangtime · « **Reply #19 on:** March 16, 2006, 09:13:35 PM »

How many of us have had the 'food chain' conversation with our pets?

"Move. yer on my chair, yah miserable furbag."

"meowr" (no.)

"Here's the deal... I'm on the top of the food chain, weigh 220 pounds and intend to sit in that ****ing chair. You weigh 6 pounds, eat when I feed you and don't kick in for any rent. Now, get the **** outta my chair."

"meowr" (no.)

SNATCH, FLICK, **PUNT**

(from the other side of the room) "hissssssssssssssssssssssss" (you suck, yah big bald monkey)

"you don't like it; get a job, move out, vote and pay taxes, furbag."

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If it's wearin fur and don't ****, it's food or will be eventually.

Meatwad · « **Reply #20 on:** March 16, 2006, 09:25:04 PM »

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Originally posted by Vulcan
pigs are more intelligent the seals, how many of you chomp down on bacon quite happily?

Right now I am eating a bacon hamburger and enjoying the wholesome baconly goodness

xrtoronto · « **Reply #21 on:** March 16, 2006, 09:27:45 PM »

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Originally posted by Meatwad
Right now I am eating a bacon hamburger and enjoying the wholesome baconly goodness

"mmmm...baconly goodness"

loser · « **Reply #22 on:** March 16, 2006, 09:35:25 PM »

Rip the way I see it, seal pelts might be an option for the garage in the future, once the carpet gets a little worn.

But honestly, I think most folk have an instant knee-jerk rection to the seal hunt after being flashed pictures of the big eyed fluffy "cute" seal pups...errrr......ice rats getting the beat down.

Most of us dont think twice about animals being killed for human use as long as they arent the subject of TY beany baby stuffed toys.

For example, just last night 15 chickens had to die along the line somewhere so i could eat 3 orders of hot wings. I didnt lose any sleep over it.

But to answer the question,
"meh."

Toad · « **Reply #23 on:** March 16, 2006, 10:22:58 PM »

Hey, Hosers.... got any good recipes for smoked seal?

Which cuts are the best after a long slow smoke? Seal brisket, eh, with Molson?

Can you ship the meat out to the Etats-Unis or do I have to drive up and get it myself?

Is anyone close to a good Seal meat market?

Nash · « **Reply #24 on:** March 16, 2006, 10:36:26 PM »

The folks who eat seal meat prolly don't have an internet connection, much less be logged onto the AH BBS to answer you.

Toad · « **Reply #25 on:** March 16, 2006, 10:38:35 PM »

You guys got all those seals and there's no nationwide tradition of BBQing them?

I'd think opening day of Hockey Season would be a perfect time for a Seal BBQ tailgate party at the very least.

Nash · « **Reply #26 on:** March 16, 2006, 10:48:43 PM »

Eskimos hog 'em all.

In the early 70's an attempt was made to emulate a good seal cook by taking strips of bacon and tooth-picking black olives on the ends in order to simulate the deep dark sympathetic eyes of these poor creatures.... but nobody bought it, and it tasted like ass.

VOR · « **Reply #27 on:** March 16, 2006, 11:51:45 PM »

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Originally posted by Nash
In the early 70's an attempt was made to emulate a good seal cook by taking strips of bacon and tooth-picking black olives on the ends in order to simulate the deep dark sympathetic eyes of these poor creatures.... but nobody bought it, and it tasted like ass.

Holy crap i just about choked on my gum.

VOR · « **Reply #28 on:** March 17, 2006, 03:43:43 AM »

Ok, ok one more:

A baby seal walks into a bar. The bartender asks," What'll it be, pal?"

"Anything but a Canadian Club," replied the seal.

Thrawn · « **Reply #29 on:** March 17, 2006, 06:14:04 AM »

I eat meat and weath leather. What's a seal except a sea cow?