I must admit, Dumbya has been right a lot;
"I'm the master of low expectations."-Aboard Air Force One, June 4, 2003
"There may be some tough times here in America. But this country has gone through tough times before, and we're going to do it again."
"I think we are welcomed. But it was not a peaceful welcome."-Philadelphia, Dec. 12, 2005, on the reception of American forces in Iraq
"See, in my line of work you got to keep repeating things over and over and over again for the truth to sink in, to kind of catapult the propaganda."-Greece, N.Y., May 24, 2005
"This notion that the United States is getting ready to attack Iran is simply ridiculous. And having said that, all options are on the table."-Brussels, Belgium, Feb. 22, 2005
"I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe I believe what I believe is right."-Rome, July 22, 2001
"I think if you know what you believe, it makes it a lot easier to answer questions. I can't answer your question."
"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."-Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004
"There's no question that the minute I got elected, the storm clouds on the horizon were getting nearly directly overhead."-Washington, D.C., May 11, 2001
"The recession started upon my arrival. It could have been some say February, some say March, some speculate maybe earlier it started but nevertheless, it happened as we showed up here. The attacks on our country affected our economy. Corporate scandals affected the confidence of people and therefore affected the economy. My decision on Iraq, this kind of march to war, affected the economy."-Meet the Press, Feb. 8, 2004
"This foreign policy stuff is a little frustrating."-as quoted by the New York Daily News, April 23, 2002
"I'd rather have them sacrificing on behalf of our nation than, you know, endless hours of testimony on congressional hill."-National Security Agency, Fort Meade, Maryland, June 4, 2002
"Redefining the role of the United States from enablers to keep the peace to enablers to keep the peace from peacekeepers is going to be an assignment."-Interview with the New York Times, Jan. 14, 2001
"It is clear our nation is reliant upon big foreign oil. More and more of our imports come from overseas."
"We don't believe in planners and deciders making the decisions on behalf of Americans."
"Well, I think if you say you're going to do something and don't do it, that's trustworthiness."
"I think anybody who doesn't think I'm smart enough to handle the job is underestimating."
"It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it."