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Offline doogan

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« Reply #15 on: June 11, 2006, 08:34:35 AM »
practice what you preach deadman...

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« Reply #16 on: June 11, 2006, 08:56:17 AM »
hubs I think you insulted some noobs that take the first 4 rules seriously. They must think that the H2H sissy rules apply in the MA :rofl
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« Reply #17 on: June 11, 2006, 09:00:15 AM »
Someones been caught pickin :)

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« Reply #18 on: June 11, 2006, 12:26:33 PM »
Originally posted by: Meatwad
hubs I think you insulted some noobs that take the first 4 rules seriously. They must think that the H2H sissy rules apply in the MA

Actually them sissy rules only apply in a H2H FFA room. In teams play....mayhem rules supreme.
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« Reply #19 on: June 11, 2006, 02:16:05 PM »
Doogan, the Leech forums are here. Don't interrupt the grownups when they're speaking.
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« Reply #20 on: June 11, 2006, 02:51:20 PM »
13. When flying bombers make sure that you never mistakenly drop bombs on the town when attempting a field capture. A good rule of thumb to go by is to adhere to the practice of bombing fighter hangars. If you find yourself in the situation where you have mistakenly dropped bombs on a town it is the safest and wisest choice to alt F4 from the game before any country members discovers it.
14. If caught in the situation of entering an area while flying bombers that has friendly air cover near a base, and you are requested to do so, it is sometimes acceptable to drop your bombs on the town. Never make the mistake of complying with such a request if there is a friendly goon or M3 within three sectors.
15. When assuming the position of Admiral for the day try to get as close to PT spawn points as possible. Also it is most accepted to search the map until you locate an area to position your vessel within a triangulated , three base area, that has ordinance available. This will give the enemy bomber pilots a way to pass their time when no fighter hangars can immediately be located. Remember, a pacified enemy is a happy enemy.
16. If you happen to locate an unmanned CV, with a preset course and destination, be certain that you at once launch an aircraft, climb as fast as you can to rise into radar altitude. This is extremely important if there is an elevated, enemy airfield within two sectors that has ord available. This serves to alert enemy bomber pilots there is a task force in the area. In turn, this prevents said CV from actualy coming within reasonable range of an enemy base for a proper launching of aircraft. If this is allowed to happen a fight could possibly ensue between CV aircraft and enemy aircraft. This could only lead to violence. If a CV is mistakenly allowed to enter an area that might result in a conflict of sorts between CV aircraft and enemy aircraft, you must at once recruit bomber pilots to defuse the situation by destroying fighter hangars.
17. If you are new to the game the fastest way to make long lasting friendships is to bypass the reading of any instructional material and avoid the training arena. It is best to log into the Main Arena and immediately ask numerous questions regarding the basis of the game on country channel. Make certain that you ignore the first three responders to your questions and  repeat question numerous times. This will prove to the more seasoned player that you are serious about the game . If some annoying player trys to direct you to the training arena or suggests you read any literature concerning gameplay, immediately respond with some firm statement such as "Stuff It!" or "You guys suck". This will endear you with the "in the know" players in the game and will prove that you intend to take no nonsense from anyone. This prevents problems when you become a top player in the next day or so.
18. If at any time you are given a warning by a moderator, you must at once move to channel 200 and give a thirty minute tirade belittling, shunning and making fun of said Mod. A quick and snappy response concerning the Mods family members will usualy cure a problem before it is allowed to develop further.
« Last Edit: June 11, 2006, 03:05:29 PM by Jackal1 »
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« Reply #21 on: June 11, 2006, 03:08:39 PM »
19) this post:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
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« Reply #22 on: June 11, 2006, 04:32:14 PM »
20) If you should aquire a "drag" and cannot shake said "drag" await assistance from a friendly source. Once said friendly source engages drag, listen carefully to his instructions on how best to manouver yourself to allow him the greatest TOT (TIME ON TARGET) and deflection shot oppertunity. Then, do the exact opposite.
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« Reply #23 on: June 11, 2006, 04:37:48 PM »
STICKY!

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« Reply #24 on: June 11, 2006, 05:17:21 PM »
this is why i never tune channel 200

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« Reply #25 on: June 11, 2006, 05:52:58 PM »
Quote
Originally posted by Howitzer
...... getting a lap dance from martha stewart.........


Howi, this phrase alone may cost me years of counselling to erase....
Maturity is knowing that I've been an idiot in the past.
Wisdom is realizing I will be an idiot in the future.
Common sense is trying to not be an idiot right now

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« Reply #26 on: June 11, 2006, 06:13:40 PM »
OOOOO

A good aprils fool joke would to pull the plug on H2H for 24 hours.


WAAAAA I cant get something for free anymore!1!!11!1!ONEONE!1! :cry :cry :cry :cry
See Rule 19- Do not place sausage on pizza.
I am No-Sausage-On-Pizza-Wad.
Das Funkillah - I kill hangers, therefore I am a funkiller. Coming to a vulchfest near you.
You cant tie a loop around 400000 lbs of locomotive using a 2 foot rope - Drediock on fat women

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« Reply #27 on: June 11, 2006, 06:26:57 PM »
21 when a lone enemy con comes in on the feild everyone in the immiediate vacinity and everyone that ups thereafter must chase said lone enemy con. Following it around move for move like a school of fish playing simple simon at 2K and completely ignore the 15 other enemy cons comming in at 10K
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Offline jaxxo

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« Reply #28 on: June 11, 2006, 07:00:53 PM »
190) when capping a base due to large darbar make sure every available plane dives from 10k to pursue the incoming 15k jabo on his suicide run..be sure and stay with him through all of his "ord loops" until he augers so you can get the uber proxy kill...


note: disregard all other planes in area, abandon all defense and move to another base after you killshooter yourself

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« Reply #29 on: June 11, 2006, 07:32:42 PM »
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Originally posted by Jackal1
17. If you are new to the game the fastest way to make long lasting friendships is to bypass the reading of any instructional material and avoid the training arena. It is best to log into the Main Arena and immediately ask numerous questions regarding the basis of the game on country channel. Make certain that you ignore the first three responders to your questions and  repeat question numerous times. This will prove to the more seasoned player that you are serious about the game . If some annoying player trys to direct you to the training arena or suggests you read any literature concerning gameplay, immediately respond with some firm statement such as "Stuff It!" or "You guys suck". This will endear you with the "in the know" players in the game and will prove that you intend to take no nonsense from anyone. This prevents problems when you become a top player in the next day or so. [/B]


LMAO!

:rofl