68....A few Simple Questions.......
1- Have you ever dismantled your toaster to search for surveillance devices?
2- Take a long, close look at your socks. How sure are you that they're the exact same pair you put on this morning and that no-one's replaced them with a different but similar pair at some point?
3-You're at a party and an attractive member of the opposite sex asks you for your phone number. Do you:
a- Give it to them?
b- Give them a false one?
c- Punch them in the face, leave the party quickly, change taxis twice on the way home, burn your house down and move to another country?
d- Go along with it in the hope they'll have sex with you, then blow their head off before they can betray you?
e- Get them blind drunk and trepan their skull to search for alien implants?
10- Your mother pays you a surprise visit. Do you:
A- Welcome her in, hug her, fix her a drink, etc?
B- Ask her if she's alone?
C- Get your alleged 'mother' in a headlock, stick a gun in her mouth and threaten to blow her head off unless she recites her maiden name and birthdate backwards in the next ten seconds?
D- Blow her head off on general principles - your real mother knows better than to visit without giving the pre-arranged code signal?
E- Chloroform her and trepan her skull to search for alien implants?
4- 5. Is your social security number
A- A necessary means to an efficient social welfare net?
B- An unwarrantable intrusion of government into private life?
C- The fulfillment of that bit in the Book of Revelations about the Mark of the Beast?
D- The alien equivalent of a 'Best Consumed Before' date?
***And finally...Upon reaching question three and seeing it labeled 10, obviously breaking pattern, did you look over your shoulder, and check the telephone for strange "clicks"?
