ok ok ok im the deadliest pilot even in a chute.
SCENARIO:
one bailed out naked bagrat plumits to the earth at 50,000mph, as i re-enter the stratosphere, i see a Lgay-7 in a climibin........im not catching him (hes goin 50,002 mph) i realize i will not get my ideal shot so i work out all this physics on the back an front of my hand, using my pocket nife as a pen carving into my hand. I aim and shoot. POW! rite in between the gay pilots eyes. despite not having a parachute i land safely on the ground.
HA THAT WAS EASIER THAN I THOUGHT!...........true story