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Offline LEADPIG

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« Reply #15 on: September 20, 2006, 08:45:09 PM »
Let's have a who's the worst pilot thread, i'll be first.:D

Offline Meatwad

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« Reply #16 on: September 20, 2006, 09:43:15 PM »
how do you download that game?
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Offline bagrat

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« Reply #17 on: September 20, 2006, 10:53:30 PM »
ok ok ok im the deadliest pilot even in a chute.

SCENARIO:
one bailed out naked bagrat plumits to the earth at 50,000mph, as i re-enter the stratosphere, i see a Lgay-7 in a climibin........im not catching him (hes goin 50,002 mph) i realize i will not get my ideal shot so i work out all this physics on the back an front of my hand, using my pocket nife as a pen carving into my hand. I aim and shoot. POW! rite in between the gay pilots eyes. despite not having a parachute i land safely on the ground.

HA THAT WAS EASIER THAN I THOUGHT!...........true story
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« Reply #18 on: September 20, 2006, 11:21:30 PM »
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how do you download that game?



register an account for free, then log in on the home page, then you ccan download
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Offline bagrat

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« Reply #19 on: September 21, 2006, 02:09:06 AM »
anyone notice alot of threads come to a screeching holt shorlty after i say somethin extremely retarded as i did earlier above.

hmm
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Offline JB88

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« Reply #20 on: September 21, 2006, 03:07:26 AM »
it's not you.  it's meatwad.

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Offline Meatwad

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« Reply #21 on: September 21, 2006, 10:23:59 AM »
Saying retarded stuff comes naturally to me :)
See Rule 19- Do not place sausage on pizza.
I am No-Sausage-On-Pizza-Wad.
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« Reply #22 on: September 21, 2006, 10:32:53 AM »
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Saying retarded stuff comes naturally to me :)


*crickets chirping*

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« Reply #23 on: September 21, 2006, 12:19:40 PM »
speaking of meatwad can i change my user name to master shake to match my avatar, then all well need is a frylock
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