Author Topic: Engineering the Vulch (Read 2040 times)

bj229r · « **Reply #45 on:** October 16, 2006, 07:30:41 PM »

I remember this happening last night, Lynx's assertion is valid

Flackie · « **Reply #46 on:** October 16, 2006, 08:05:43 PM »

Lynx... you aint changed mate

good to see you still here adding "spice" to the community

hubsonfire · « **Reply #47 on:** October 16, 2006, 10:23:29 PM »

I have seen Stang call on range that a goon is inbound to a field on several occasions, and of course, there was no goon.

Kermit de frog · « **Reply #48 on:** October 16, 2006, 10:33:50 PM »

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Originally posted by Ack-Ack
BLAH BLAH BLAH

ack-ack

SkyRock · « **Reply #49 on:** October 16, 2006, 10:52:42 PM »

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Originally posted by Kermit de frog

Guppy35 · « **Reply #50 on:** October 16, 2006, 11:19:34 PM »

But what about my attaboys for landing those 10 kills that I worked so hard for!

Oh that's right. I don't care. Why am I here again?

This is a really silly game sometimes

LYNX · « **Reply #51 on:** October 17, 2006, 04:12:25 AM »

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Originally posted by Stang
Wait... ahahah... 100 miles away bombing a factory? Would a furballing type who supposedly just wants to vulch EVER be caught doing something like that?

Allow me to sit back, grab a beer and popcorn and laugh my bellybutton off at you.

I think the 2nd hat fits you the best.

Oh man! ..... are you for real. Do you have a thick skin as well ?

I just ain't gonna spell this out for you.....ffs:rolleyes:

Oh man! I can't resist.....
Here's a question ? You say that out of the 3 hats the 2nd hat fits me best. Would that be the second hat from the top or the second hat from the bottom. The reason I ask is I'm left slightly confused because you didn't actually slap me in the face with the hat you think is best.

Picturing you sitting back beer in ya hand. 1/2 empty bag of popcorn in the other with hardly a worry in the world. Just rocking away in that chair. Then you notice a dozen people laughing at YOU. Suprised, you stop rocking and with a slight nod of your head. A look of bewilderment on your face you exclaim "what !"

Allow my to step into my paranoid shoes eerrr I mean hat and ask these 5 question of you. Please pay particular notice to the last question. The last question is the ONLY question really worth asking of you. The other questions are just fillers. The last question is the one that is over lined as well as underlined so there is NO doubt as to what the last question is.

Stang.... Do you have a vested interest in debunking me ?
Stang... Do you have a vested interest in poo poo'ing the fact some do collude to stretch out the vulch ?
Stang.... If so, debunking or poo poo'ing, why would that be ?
Stang.... Do you have the guilts ?

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Stang.... If I "out" these errr PLAYERS how would this impact you ?
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There you go Stang. Just incase you ain't following the plot. Incase it's not black and white enough for your over tasked noggin the lines that start with the word "Stang" are my paranoid thoughts.

Steps behind Stangs chair and starts him off rocking again. In a soft calming voice I utter "There, there never mind".

Angry Samoan · « **Reply #52 on:** October 17, 2006, 04:38:45 AM »

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Originally posted by Stang
Wait... ahahah... 100 miles away bombing a factory? Would a furballing type who supposedly just wants to vulch EVER be caught doing something like that?

Allow me to sit back, grab a beer and popcorn and laugh my bellybutton off at you.

I think the 2nd hat fits you the best.

ROFL this is priceless.

Stangs out NEXT!!!

hehe forgot to add

SkyRock · « **Reply #53 on:** October 17, 2006, 06:28:03 AM »

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Originally posted by LYNX
Oh man! ..... are you for real. Do you have a thick skin as well ?

I just ain't gonna spell this out for you.....ffs:rolleyes:

Oh man! I can't resist.....
Here's a question ? You say that out of the 3 hats the 2nd hat fits me best. Would that be the second hat from the top or the second hat from the bottom. The reason I ask is I'm left slightly confused because you didn't actually slap me in the face with the hat you think is best.

Picturing you sitting back beer in ya hand. 1/2 empty bag of popcorn in the other with hardly a worry in the world. Just rocking away in that chair. Then you notice a dozen people laughing at YOU. Suprised, you stop rocking and with a slight nod of your head. A look of bewilderment on your face you exclaim "what !"

Allow my to step into my paranoid shoes eerrr I mean hat and ask these 5 question of you. Please pay particular notice to the last question. The last question is the ONLY question really worth asking of you. The other questions are just fillers. The last question is the one that is over lined as well as underlined so there is NO doubt as to what the last question is.

Stang.... Do you have a vested interest in debunking me ?
Stang... Do you have a vested interest in poo poo'ing the fact some do collude to stretch out the vulch ?
Stang.... If so, debunking or poo poo'ing, why would that be ?
Stang.... Do you have the guilts ?

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Stang.... If I "out" these errr PLAYERS how would this impact you ?
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There you go Stang. Just incase you ain't following the plot. Incase it's not black and white enough for your over tasked noggin the lines that start with the word "Stang" are my paranoid thoughts.

Steps behind Stangs chair and starts him off rocking again. In a soft calming voice I utter "There, there never mind".

Lynx, I think maybe what Stang and others that are reading this thread are getting from it, is that vulchers who "collude" to stretch out the vultch are about as important a thread topic as "HO'ers", "Runners", "Suicide Buffer's",...etc. If you would like I will save the thread readers the time and call out these folks for you: Any one of the top ten in fighters that have 4+ K/S, 14+ K/T, 8+ K/D, and 14+ Hit % are all doing their fair share of indiscriminate vulch hunting. That means they actually look at the sway of the fight knowing when the vulch is going to be on, and make sure they are there with a cannon ride waiting to gobble up the poor lil helpless vulchee's! CptDeath is one of the worst! then there's Shawk, KillnU, COORS, Paccerr, and occasionally, Dmonslyr! LMAO! Of course this tour Pacerr is having an "off" month!

CptDeath

Stang · « **Reply #54 on:** October 17, 2006, 01:09:58 PM »

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Originally posted by LYNX

Here's a question ? You say that out of the 3 hats the 2nd hat fits me best. Would that be the second hat from the top or the second hat from the bottom. The reason I ask is I'm left slightly confused because you didn't actually slap me in the face with the hat you think is best.

Well out of three hats, in a vertical line up, the second hat from the top or the bottom would be the same hat, the middle one.

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Picturing you sitting back beer in ya hand. 1/2 empty bag of popcorn in the other with hardly a worry in the world. Just rocking away in that chair. Then you notice a dozen people laughing at YOU.

Haven't seen that happen, if anything they're laughing with me

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Stang.... Do you have a vested interest in debunking me ?
Stang... Do you have a vested interest in poo poo'ing the fact some do collude to stretch out the vulch ?
Stang.... If so, debunking or poo poo'ing, why would that be ?
Stang.... Do you have the guilts ?

No to all of these. Surprised?

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Stang.... If I "out" these errr PLAYERS how would this impact you ?
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I actually hope you would, if and when it happens, and it wouldn't affect me one bit.

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Steps behind Stangs chair and starts him off rocking again. In a soft calming voice I utter "There, there never mind".

Ah, thanks, you rock that chair great. Can you fan me with some palm leaves and grab me another Guiness, too?

REP0MAN · « **Reply #55 on:** October 17, 2006, 01:31:12 PM »

I laughed at Stang cause his beer is 'light"

Please dont vulch me

ColKLink · « **Reply #56 on:** October 17, 2006, 01:35:02 PM »

I don't think I am smart enough to figure out, " the false goon otw" thing. (lemmie get my pvt stripes back out)....I truely mean that! they didn't call me "lightning" for nuthin.

Ack-Ack · « **Reply #57 on:** October 17, 2006, 02:53:19 PM »

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Originally posted by ColKLink
I don't think I am smart enough to figure out, " the false goon otw" thing. (lemmie get my pvt stripes back out)....I truely mean that! they didn't call me "lightning" for nuthin.

You must put on one of the tin foil hats and then this will all be as clear as day.

ack-ack

Ack-Ack · « **Reply #58 on:** October 17, 2006, 02:57:28 PM »

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Originally posted by LYNX
Such wit. Maybe you would like to fit the following quotes to the appropriate hat.

When a "ON GOING" capture is Hijacked with underhand tactics

infer troops are inbound when they are NOT

However, if you told me and others that squadie so-n-so was inbound with troops and I did the DOT wingman so-N-so and find him over 100 miles away bombing a factory I will not be best pleased. If that capture then turned into a vulch fest for 2 hours because squadie so-N-so was NOT inb with troops as promised you can be assured I will let everyone know.

Allow me to be even more criptic ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ A woman once thrust three fingers in my face and said "Read between the lines".

ack-ack

killnu · « **Reply #59 on:** October 17, 2006, 03:01:36 PM »

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are there with a cannon ride waiting to gobble up the poor lil helpless vulchee's! CptDeath is one of the worst! then there's Shawk, KillnU, COORS, Paccerr, and occasionally, Dmonslyr

cannons? when throwing my name around, please do your homework first. I have been doing NOTHING and I do me NOTHING but vulching with F4U1Ds this tour. Thank you very much.

I am hoping someday that somebody will show me how to fight anything other than what is sitting on the runway. someday.....