Author Topic: Quote of the day (Read 1334 times)

JB88 · « **Reply #15 on:** October 24, 2006, 09:48:34 PM »

"i dont drink to get drunk...i drink to stop the voices in my head."

Seraphim · « **Reply #16 on:** October 24, 2006, 10:23:26 PM »

"Complaints are like aholes....everybodies got one."

doobs · « **Reply #17 on:** October 24, 2006, 10:32:50 PM »

to rob seraphim a little.

if aholes were airplanes, this place would be an airport

mussie · « **Reply #18 on:** October 25, 2006, 02:06:13 AM »

Seen on the back of a bikers vest: "If you can read this the b***h fell off"

Seen on the back of a bikers helmet:"Your just jelous cause the voice's only talk to me".

Seen on a Tee Shirt:"I am up and dressed what more do you want".

Personal Favorite
Seen on a Tee Shirt:"You smile cause I am different. I laugh cause your all the same".

mussie · « **Reply #19 on:** October 25, 2006, 02:11:39 AM »

Oh got to add one other...

This came from doobs during a squad night in the MA many months ago:
"Hold on guys there's a bear at the door"

Modas · « **Reply #20 on:** October 25, 2006, 07:41:33 AM »

"I AM the man from Nantucket"

(seen on a t-shirt)

RedDg · « **Reply #21 on:** October 25, 2006, 08:14:44 AM »

Stolen from Billy Crystal:

I hate were people he'd be China.

Angus · « **Reply #22 on:** October 25, 2006, 08:17:07 AM »

"my boyfriend keeps coming but he's never leaving" ... she said

RTR · « **Reply #23 on:** October 25, 2006, 09:53:34 AM »

"That which does not kill me only postpones the inevitable"

hehe

RTR

T0J0 · « **Reply #24 on:** October 25, 2006, 10:33:31 AM »

When hearing the story about the two cheerleaders in the girls restroom of the bar in tampa getting arrested for having sex with each other a year ago or so ago I said to my coworker's:

"So right in so many ways"

Bodhi · « **Reply #25 on:** October 25, 2006, 10:38:40 AM »

Quote

Originally posted by ROC
"Hey! Watch This!......................"

ROC,

It is much funnier said in a heavy southern accent like this:

"Hey ya'll, watch this.....!"

It is usually followed by screams, heavy breathing, and / or silence followed by the sounds of sirens and explosions.

Suave · « **Reply #26 on:** October 25, 2006, 10:45:11 AM »

Slinkies..

Murdock on the TV show A-Team once said, "The slinky of destiny is returning to the top of the stairs".

lasersailor184 · « **Reply #27 on:** October 25, 2006, 11:12:26 AM »

"As god as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!"

SFRT - Frenchy · « **Reply #28 on:** October 25, 2006, 12:03:30 PM »

"I'm going to do stuffs to you that even a French girl never eard about" - My GF yesterday evening... but I think I eard that from a movie already.

NATEDOG · « **Reply #29 on:** October 25, 2006, 04:03:44 PM »

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