Just a quick post regarding HO's. Why? because last night I experienced a fight with an individual that has turned it into a true art form. I'm not talking your standard garden variety "HO Dweeb" that is so prevalent in the LW arenas today. I am talking a "HO Dweeb" that has selected the perfect plane and has practiced to the point of perfection.
Now I am sure that the flamers are chomping at the bit to reply to this but before you do read on. This is in no way a whine about HOing. I learned a long time ago that HOing is just a part of the game, especially in the LW arenas. If you go in there with some high moral values about not HOing you will simply be shot in the face as you stand on that high ground....but on to my story.
So I am flying a Jug up high when I see a dot in the distance. I poor on the coal and start heading towards it in hopes that I can pull a bounce from below. When the icon comes up I see it's a 110. The first thing I start thinking is, "I don't want to go head on with this as it's a lot of guns to deal with." "If I am going head on I will dive under at 1K out" As I am closing in I zoom in my view to see if I can get a feel for his orientation to me. At 2k out I start to see tracers going by me from this 110. At first I thought "He is firing rockets at me!!" After all he is 2K out. At 1.5K he starts getting pings on me. I figure this is a complete fluke and dive under to extend.
I extend to about 4.5K and then reverse to try this again. As I am picking up steam and closing to 3.5k the 110 reverses and starts at me head on again. Once again at 2k out the tracers start flying by me. At 1k they start hitting and before I know it I'm covered in oil. To make this long story short I knew I was done for so in true dweeb fashion I headed straight for this 110 guns blazing with no intention of evading. Yes the non art form of the HO Dweeb Ram!! I figured one good turn deserves another.
So in closing my hats off to this individual for his HO skills. This is a practiced to perfection ability. He has picked the right plane and and has practiced to the point of lobing shells in from 2k out to HO ya. My warning to others, if you see a high 110 just let it be
Big Mickey aka Ramming alt monkey