Author Topic: Bow hunting is real hunting... (Read 1117 times)

Golfer · « **Reply #60 on:** November 17, 2006, 03:43:46 PM »

That won't do it for you either, Hawklore.

I can't think of an animal (other than oppossum and geese...grrr!) that I've bagged that I don't consider beautiful.

Deer, Ducks, Doves, Grouse, Turkey, Squirrel, Pheasant and even my arch nemesis...coyotes. The lot are beautiful especially seeing them in their element.

That's why I go hunting...to see them. It's a bonus they just happen to be tasty!

Hawklore · « **Reply #61 on:** November 17, 2006, 03:45:17 PM »

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Originally posted by Golfer
That won't do it for you either, Hawklore.

I can't think of an animal (other than oppossum and geese...grrr!) that I've bagged that I don't consider beautiful.

Deer, Ducks, Doves, Grouse, Turkey, Squirrel, Pheasant and even my arch nemesis...coyotes. The lot are beautiful especially seeing them in their element.

That's why I go hunting...to see them. It's a bonus they just happen to be tasty!

Kinda like women then aye?

Golfer · « **Reply #62 on:** November 17, 2006, 03:47:09 PM »

well if you kill and eat your women and screw your animals then the best I can muster is a...maybe?

What exactly ARE your hobbies, anyway???

eskimo2 · « **Reply #63 on:** November 17, 2006, 04:08:46 PM »

I think you hunter guys are a bunch of wimps. What I do for fun is rape deer. Yup, you read right; I rape deer. It’s way harder than just killing them. Not only do you have to sneak up on them but you’ve got to be able to tackle them and hold em down for awhile. I’ve yet to get a big one; they’re just too strong and the big bucks always end up trashing me. I’m considering bringing some rope next time. Do you think it sounds unsportsmanlike to tie up a deer before you rape it?

Shuckins · « **Reply #64 on:** November 17, 2006, 04:22:43 PM »

Hawklore, if it makes it any easier for ya, think of deer as being vermin.

Beautiful vermin perhaps, but vermine nonetheless.

Rats with antlers.

Their only redeeming virtue is their delectability.

Regards, Shuckins

Shuckins · « **Reply #65 on:** November 17, 2006, 04:29:31 PM »

Rogwar,

Ray's is still there...as busy as ever....but Monticello has changed greatly since you were enrolled at UAM.

A great little town. A first rate movie theater was constructed a few years ago....couple of new restaurants....Wal-Mart Super Center....a Wahlgreen's being built where the old Coca-Cola plant used to be....nice, large reservoir opened several years ago for fishing....bowling alley....and Dermott is still only 30 miles away, if you're the type that develops a thirst.

And first rate deer hunting, especially between Monticello and the Louisiana State Line.

UAM's enrollment is running at record levels.

Worth paying a visit to.

Regards, Shuckins