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Offline Halo

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« on: December 03, 2006, 08:54:47 PM »
Tab

(Unless you're into metallic aftertaste.)

But it wasn't as bad as some beverages that never made it to mass market.  When I lived in a Midwestern city that was a trial area for new products, one summer we got to test (brace yourselves) lime beer and cherry beer.

They were two separate drinks, but they couldn't have tasted worse if they were blended.  Notice you never got to try them in your town, right?  You can thank us brave souls who used them for mouthwash.
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« Reply #1 on: December 03, 2006, 09:11:26 PM »
"Don't fruit the beer"
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« Reply #2 on: December 03, 2006, 09:33:38 PM »
I gotta say I don't really enjoy the flavor of Red Bull.
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« Reply #3 on: December 03, 2006, 09:48:08 PM »
I think it's the Red Bull CEO himself that said Red Bull is proof you can make a lot of money selling a drink that doesn't even taste good.
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« Reply #4 on: December 03, 2006, 09:49:57 PM »
coke black.

hey!  you got your coffee in my coca cola!  

NO! you got your coca cola in my coffee!  

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« Reply #5 on: December 03, 2006, 09:58:41 PM »
Diet coke and pepsi both taste awful.  

Red Bull is good with some Jager or vodka in it.  :)

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« Reply #6 on: December 03, 2006, 09:59:27 PM »
Beer.

Never have liked it, tried for months to aquire a taste for it. I have found some that were less bad than others but none has ever tasted "good".

I like Rum. Think I will stick to my Cuba Libres.

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« Reply #7 on: December 03, 2006, 10:02:53 PM »
Miller Light.
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« Reply #8 on: December 03, 2006, 10:22:10 PM »
Any kind of iced coffee drink.  Coffee should be served hot.

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« Reply #9 on: December 03, 2006, 10:45:02 PM »
Back in the late '80s I flew with Aeroflot down to the Black Sea resorts, and was served some slimy green juice with the in-flight food. I imagine that's what nuclear waste taste like.

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« Reply #10 on: December 03, 2006, 10:47:34 PM »
Maybe it is, we have to do something with it :D
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« Reply #11 on: December 03, 2006, 10:51:07 PM »
any beer with an animal on the label ...
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« Reply #12 on: December 03, 2006, 11:12:32 PM »
Tab, Budweiser, Diet anything, Moxie

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« Reply #13 on: December 03, 2006, 11:15:38 PM »
Jagermeister. I can only assume it's made from used kitty litter because I've never tasted used kitty litter. But if I ever did taste used kitty litter, I'm willing to bet it tastes just like Jager.
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« Reply #14 on: December 03, 2006, 11:19:47 PM »
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