Originally posted by Golfer
I don't care about the prices...they go on the company card. Company doesn't care about the prices...they go on the customer card.
The ramp on the other hand...
So what's the deal with your goofy ramp 
It is a pretty funky chicken. I've been in there twice for stop and drops so no real big deal. We went from Signature IAD to Signature MMU. I was sure to eat my share of cookies at each place to get our moneys worth, however. If you were to look at how we were parked maybe you'd tell us the rhyme or reason for it. It wasn't as bad as Dulles. There (it was my leg..."unfortunately") we had to go in one citation sized hole between a couple Falcons, turn and come back out the same hole. Guy I was flying with said "have at it" though I can assure you he had more confidence in my ability than I did. We lived and I didn't even have to blast the falcons
Our ramp is a combo deal between the clueless ex-USAF General GM we
had when the new buildings went up and airport management. Apparently
they decided that having the whole ramp actually in front of the building
wasn't nearly challenging enough, so they split the ramp into two small
confined areas.
Think of it as a pilot confidence course, although amazingly we only had
one guy taxi into the drainage ditch in the last 3 years. It gets really
scary at night, but I am hoping that the new light towers on the northside
will help there. I mentioned to management that it gets dark roughly 50%
of every year when we built the dump....but we ran short of money after
scheduling all the company parties during our working hours
At least you have a Citation...can't remember if it's a 550 or 560 off the
top of my head. We used to have a blast trying to knock over the porta-
potties with Global Expresses during the de-ice ramp construction

We
only needed 2 more potty kills to be potty aces when they got smart and
bolted it down.
area wasn't the smartest place to put that thing!>
As for HT and his list..I can feel your pain brother, but the worst thing
I've seen this year was a Kingair 90 pilot trying to clean the tray lav of
some clown who didn't know how to open it and had Montezuma's
explosive bowel evacuation. Man, that was pure nasty even AFTER we
hosed down the ramp
