Author Topic: Miss USA (Read 2081 times)

storch · « **Reply #45 on:** December 19, 2006, 06:35:08 PM »

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Originally posted by Neubob
You know, people will laugh, but I've always respected the 'beauty is on the inside' philosophy. Hell, the pretty girls got nothing on the 'plain and natural' ones when it comes to gratitude and willingness to do the dishes.

what a lovely thought. just to be on the safe side marry one who's inner beauty matches her external good looks and nice form, then you can't go wrong.

Neubob · « **Reply #46 on:** December 19, 2006, 06:58:14 PM »

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Originally posted by storch
what a lovely thought. just to be on the safe side marry one who's inner beauty matches her external good looks and nice form, then you can't go wrong.

Actually, it was more facetious than lovely. I'd rather be with a beautiful demon than an average-looking angel. External beauty, you see, provides a crutch for me and my total lack of self-esteem and vaccuous personality. It puts air, if you will, into the empty tires that are my soul, and makes me feel good about myself through how other people look at me. The price I pay for this, whatever it is, can never overwhelm the cost of being seen as average and normal, or not being seen at all, and if I die young because of this decision, and accomplish less by sinking more and more energy into this increasingly vain state of being, then it will still all be worth it.... When I'm in hell, burning as I brag to the other ****ing losers, it will all be worth it.

Silat · « **Reply #47 on:** December 19, 2006, 07:32:01 PM »

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Originally posted by LePaul
Well kudos to The Donald for being all about second chances.

She's gorgeous, no doubt.

I think what people are missing is that she violated all of the values and terms she *signed on to* by being a part of the pageant.

Making her go hit therapy/rehab and giving her a second chance seems pretty gracious.....tho I bet the runner up must be pretty peeved.

What you are missing is that THE DONALD is the pageant. He is not just a hyped up leader like say the SG of the UN. Donald actually has the power to make decisions.

B@tfinkV · « **Reply #48 on:** December 19, 2006, 07:44:18 PM »

one other thing, i didnt say my type of girl is not good looking. far from it. she is pretty enough not to wear makeup, and she can appreciate the patheticly materialist world we live in.

Vudak · « **Reply #49 on:** December 19, 2006, 07:58:56 PM »

Guys, cut Batfink some slack. His girl's obviously standing over his shoulder

Neubob · « **Reply #50 on:** December 19, 2006, 08:01:18 PM »

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Originally posted by B@tfinkV
one other thing, i didnt say my type of girl is not good looking. far from it. she is pretty enough not to wear makeup, and she can appreciate the patheticly materialist world we live in.

Fair enough... Just remember. There's no girl on this planet that's pretty enough to not trim her pubis.

B@tfinkV · « **Reply #51 on:** December 19, 2006, 08:18:03 PM »

heh, that we agree about.

although totaly shaved is too far for me.

Black Sheep · « **Reply #52 on:** December 20, 2006, 12:41:23 AM »

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Originally posted by Vudak
His girl's obviously standing over his shoulder

It must be HIS TURN to have his back shaved then!

-tronski- · « **Reply #53 on:** December 20, 2006, 02:28:01 AM »

Rehab..HA!

How very oprah...

Tronsky

Red Tail 444 · « **Reply #54 on:** December 20, 2006, 09:31:04 AM »

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Originally posted by Masherbrum

Laughed out loud at this pic....good one!

mosgood · « **Reply #55 on:** December 22, 2006, 12:29:55 PM »

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Originally posted by Neubob
Actually, it was more facetious than lovely. I'd rather be with a beautiful demon than an average-looking angel. External beauty, you see, provides a crutch for me and my total lack of self-esteem and vaccuous personality. It puts air, if you will, into the empty tires that are my soul, and makes me feel good about myself through how other people look at me. The price I pay for this, whatever it is, can never overwhelm the cost of being seen as average and normal, or not being seen at all, and if I die young because of this decision, and accomplish less by sinking more and more energy into this increasingly vain state of being, then it will still all be worth it.... When I'm in hell, burning as I brag to the other ****ing losers, it will all be worth it.

dmf · « **Reply #56 on:** December 22, 2006, 12:40:57 PM »

I wasn't going to post here but I can't resist. All I can say is she doesn't deserve all the hype and grandeur shes getting, I say take her crown, and title and send her packing to work at McDonald's.

Wolfala · « **Reply #57 on:** December 22, 2006, 12:42:57 PM »

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Originally posted by dmf
I wasn't going to post here but I can't resist. All I can say is she doesn't deserve all the hype and grandeur shes getting, I say take her crown, and title and send her packing to work at McDonald's.

Then turn the lights off, use a couple burlap sacs, a few black jacks, and poke her in the pooper with Mc Nuggets till monday.

x0847Marine · « **Reply #58 on:** December 22, 2006, 01:09:40 PM »

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Originally posted by storch
what a lovely thought. just to be on the safe side marry one who's inner beauty matches her external good looks and nice form, then you can't go wrong.

I saw a documentary that stated we dont actually "love" other people... we become addicted to the "feel good high" drugs (peptides) our brain produces.

Also every now and then, no matter what our 'relationship status' is, we meet someone who invokes that specific chemical response we have labeled as "love", or "crush" whatever.... but we've trained ourselves through social conditioning either not to act, or suppress the natural instinctive urges the rush of peptides produces. Like when you meet you buddies hot GF who ends up getting along better with / liking you.. but both pretend its not there. Sometime people do act though, but we've labeled that as "cheating" and un cool.

Being "broken hearted" is little more than peptide withdraws, the emotional roller coaster is the 'suffering'... which is why gettin trim on the re-bound is that much more satisfying, the rush of peptides comes back.

It was called "What the oscar# do we know" or somesuch on Sundance ch I think.

mosgood · « **Reply #59 on:** December 22, 2006, 01:19:07 PM »

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Originally posted by dmf
I wasn't going to post here but I can't resist. All I can say is she doesn't deserve all the hype and grandeur shes getting, I say take her crown, and title and send her packing to work at McDonald's.

Vanessa Williams didn't do too bad after her crown was snatched away.

If they took her crown away, she would just turn into a trashy sexxx symbol like Carmen Electra