Author Topic: Miss USA (Read 2118 times)

Skuzzy · « **Reply #60 on:** December 22, 2006, 01:36:53 PM »

Vanessa Williams has always been able to convey a sense of class.

This girl is a whiney-snot-nosed-brat. About as classless as they come. I'd still hit her though.

Sandman · « **Reply #61 on:** December 22, 2006, 01:56:56 PM »

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Originally posted by Skuzzy

This girl is a whiney-snot-nosed-brat. About as classless as they come. I'd still hit her though.

Now that is sig material.

Skuzzy · « **Reply #62 on:** December 22, 2006, 01:59:14 PM »

Hell Sandman, I was just saying what you are thinking.

mosgood · « **Reply #63 on:** December 22, 2006, 02:19:54 PM »

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Originally posted by Skuzzy
Vanessa Williams has always been able to convey a sense of class.

This girl is a whiney-snot-nosed-brat. About as classless as they come. I'd still hit her though.

Totally true. I don't think she would be able to pull off the same type of impression Vanessa does.. but I dont think Vanessa is a Carmen Electra either... not trashy enough

BUT this current little girl... based on her adventures so far... COULD be a Trashy little sexxx symbol like Carmen.

Vanessa is (was) a classy sex symbol.. not trashy sexxx symbol.

Class dismissed.

Sandman · « **Reply #64 on:** December 22, 2006, 02:20:39 PM »

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Originally posted by Skuzzy
Hell Sandman, I was just saying what you are thinking.

Dude... I'm thinking about Miss Nevada.

http://savemanny.blogspot.com/2006/12/miss-usa-has-nothing-on-miss-nevada.html

Waffle · « **Reply #65 on:** December 22, 2006, 02:27:37 PM »

I wouldn't kick her outta bed for eating crackers....

In fact... I'd probably help her imbibe in some of those beverages and partying ways....

Mickey1992 · « **Reply #66 on:** December 22, 2006, 02:28:18 PM »

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Originally posted by Sandman
Dude... I'm thinking about Miss Nevada.

How to end a pageant career 101.

Did you read the statement from her lawyer about how all those pics were taken when she was 17 and that it was all just a childish mistake? Then today they had to release another statement that they were wrong and that she was 19.

Skuzzy · « **Reply #67 on:** December 22, 2006, 02:50:58 PM »

Not bad Sandman. I think Miss USA is prettier. But I would hit Miss x-Nevada too.

Dago · « **Reply #68 on:** December 22, 2006, 02:58:04 PM »

In the words of the Poet Laureate Cindy Lauper "Girls just want to have fun"

Don't hate her for being beautiful, nor for the realization you dweebs wouldn't have a chance with her, but I would.

daimian · « **Reply #69 on:** December 22, 2006, 03:48:56 PM »

this is nothing compared to what miss nevada did in front of the camera to get dethroned. google is your friend at this point.

dmf · « **Reply #70 on:** December 22, 2006, 10:00:35 PM »

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Originally posted by Wolfala
Then turn the lights off, use a couple burlap sacs, a few black jacks, and poke her in the pooper with Mc Nuggets till monday.

Want an easier way? Take off all that makeup and watch the ugly come through, trust me I can tell when a woman has WAY too much makeup on. My boyfriend calls her a Trump sultbag

Suave · « **Reply #71 on:** December 22, 2006, 10:39:24 PM »

The only thing better for a woman's entertainment career than being miss usa is being a dethroned miss usa.

What nefariousness is this bride of satan accused of btw?

Shes a 10 btw, she just needs some tattoos and a boob job. Oh yeah and some tongue jewelry, gotta love a woman who is willing to turn her mouth into a sex toy.

Suave · « **Reply #72 on:** December 22, 2006, 10:42:56 PM »

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Originally posted by SFRT - Frenchy
She's pornstar material... that's about it.

Is there a catagory of woman higher than pornsar material?

Wolfala · « **Reply #73 on:** December 23, 2006, 12:49:51 AM »

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Is there a catagory of woman higher than pornsar material?

Well, in the Marines we had Cumdumpster - but i'm sure pornstar is more highly ranked.

Holden McGroin · « **Reply #74 on:** December 23, 2006, 02:54:24 AM »

I think Donald Trump has it right.