Bretheren...
Let us open the Book of PigStompers...
Chapter Three, Verse One...
1 Brothers, THOU art responsible for thine OWN six. Chastise thy bretheren NOT for not Checking THY six, as when the screen dissolves to the tower, and our MAKER'S table, it was our own skills, destiny, or lack thereof that brought us there.
Be cognicent that ALL of HiTech's children are responsible for their own deeds and misdeeds, and MASSIVE TARGETS that adorn your backside, if this were not so, you could easily steal, kill, covet, and blame someone ELSE for your transgressions, misturns, badly timed merges and attacks on buffs while you are less than 450 mph...spewing (see Commandments #1-16) ephitheths at thy brothers....This is not to pass.
2 Kind is HE who does check his neighbor's six, as he may be noobeth, and not payeth JACK to his situational awareness. Blessings be on those who CHECK 6, as their time in the furball shall be multiplied. Those duly blessed will also, as a matter of human nature, keep a sharper eye on YOUR six in return....but expect it NOT, as country jumpers, noobs, trash-talkers and spies be in thy midsts unbeknownst to you.
3 Beware of the wolf in LA7 clothing, as he may sneak up on thy six at 600 mph unawares before a kind neighbor can warn you. A Check 6 may come too late to save your pieces from being swept into a Sucrets Box and buried in the Tabernacle.
4 Check 6 unto others as you would have them check six unto you, for by a reminder of your kindness, those who may not have previously given a rat's buttocks about your well being just may return the favor in the next furball. But, alas, my bretheren EXPECT it NOT.
Can I get an AMEN?
ROX
Assistant Spiritual Director,
**PigStompers**