This SOTU will be boring for me. Last time me and a few friends got together and had a drinking game during it.
911, Iraq, terrorist, and 'over there instead of here' were the words and phrases that required a shot of tequila.
I woke up the next afternoon feeling like a dead dog.
Gonna be smart about it this year though. We changed the key words to 'peace in our time', redeploy, the will of the < American > people, mandate and wartime profiteering.
I think I'll be able to get up early tomorrow and go fishing.