Author Topic: pirate-ninja-cowboy (Read 1490 times)

Xargos · « **Reply #15 on:** February 04, 2007, 06:30:29 AM »

A long time ago in a galaxy far far away....

Pre 77?

eskimo2 · « **Reply #16 on:** February 04, 2007, 06:57:37 AM »

Oh god, here we go again; let’s get some things settled:
Is the treadmill indestructible and does it have unlimited power?
Is the Pirate straight or is he a regular pirate?
Is the Ninja limited to natural physical laws or is he a real ninja?
Does the Cowboy have a harmonica and a horse?

storch · « **Reply #17 on:** February 04, 2007, 07:39:56 AM »

if the ninja is chuck norris he wins by default

eskimo2 · « **Reply #18 on:** February 04, 2007, 07:46:09 AM »

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Originally posted by storch
if the ninja is chuck norris he wins by default

Chuck Norris is 100% Ninja, 100% Cowboy and 100% Pirate which is why he’s so awesome. If he fought himself, he could kill himself twice and still win.

lazs2 · « **Reply #19 on:** February 04, 2007, 10:38:04 AM »

I use tumbleweeds for target practice.

lazs

rpm · « **Reply #20 on:** February 04, 2007, 01:01:28 PM »

Cowboy wins.

I don't recall John Wayne ever being a pirate or a ninja. He played sailors and a chinaman. But the sailors were'nt pirates and the chinaman was'nt a ninja. Therefore, the answer has to be cowboy.

eskimo2 · « **Reply #21 on:** February 04, 2007, 01:56:58 PM »

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Originally posted by rpm
Cowboy wins.

I don't recall John Wayne ever being a pirate or a ninja. He played sailors and a chinaman. But the sailors were'nt pirates and the chinaman was'nt a ninja. Therefore, the answer has to be cowboy.

OK then,

John Wayne is the cowboy, Chuck Norris is the ninja and Mr. T is the pirate.

Now who wins?

There’s at least one paradox:
John Wayne never misses and yet Mr. T never gets hit.

Meatwad · « **Reply #22 on:** February 04, 2007, 03:39:54 PM »

Your gonna create a wormhole with that logic

RAIDER14 · « **Reply #23 on:** February 04, 2007, 03:51:08 PM »

ninja wins

midnight Target · « **Reply #24 on:** February 04, 2007, 10:00:36 PM »

Why....

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E25280 · « **Reply #25 on:** February 04, 2007, 10:11:24 PM »

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Originally posted by midnight Target
Why....

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So, you are saying the indian wins?

storch · « **Reply #26 on:** February 04, 2007, 10:34:29 PM »

I think he's announcing the primary attraction and why he moved to san francisco in the mid seventies.

midnight Target · « **Reply #27 on:** February 04, 2007, 10:48:48 PM »

I think I'm saying this entire thread moved to San Fransisco in the 70's, but I'm semi drunk from my game activities, so I'll leave the true interpretation up to 88... he's the artist.

JB88 · « **Reply #28 on:** February 04, 2007, 11:21:09 PM »

hey now, just because i am an artist does not in anyway mean that i am interested in your tendancy towards gay club music while drinking and playing with your joystick.

rpm · « **Reply #29 on:** February 04, 2007, 11:25:15 PM »

OK, think this thru...
Pirate

Ninja

Cowboy

Cowboy wins, and smile when you say it.