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Offline mentalguy

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« Reply #90 on: February 22, 2007, 07:24:21 PM »
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Just a reminder to everybody, this tactic ONLY works with MALE police officers.



I should try it some time.
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« Reply #91 on: February 22, 2007, 08:08:42 PM »
I flashed a cop to get out of a ticket once. It worked, but for some reason he walked away crying?:confused:
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« Reply #92 on: February 22, 2007, 08:21:43 PM »
Thanks Airscrew.

It happens all the time.  I would say everyday.

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« Reply #93 on: February 22, 2007, 08:26:34 PM »
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Well, I was doing 120 down I-20 when I saw the meatball in the rear view of the VW minbus. I quickly put out the joint and tossed the bong out the passenger window.  I popped all 100 hits of the acid I was taking to a Dead concert to sell with the pound of cocaine I just received from my buddy in Peru.

As I was slowing down I sideswiped a church bus full of nuns and sent them off an overpass onto a bus full of war heroes returning from a PTSD convention. Luckily the Coke went with them. As I was spinning to a stop I hit a homeless man and sent him through the windshield of some lady's car. She was so scared she kept on driving.

The minibus rolled twice and landed on it's tires on the side of the interstate. The cop approached with his gun pulled and anger in his eyes. But I screamed out... "I know Concho!"

We had a good laugh after that.


The mere mention o fmy name in these parts might land you in jail....

Besides all these crooked cops might of took your drugs and kicked you ass... or worse yet jack up you insurance premiums..

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« Reply #94 on: February 22, 2007, 08:32:23 PM »
This is from 1999.

Seizure Stats

This is just the customs service.  Has nothing to do with us (DPS).

Miami Vice, indeed.



FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE Monday, November 15th, 1999
U.S. CUSTOMS ANNUAL DRUG & MONEY SEIZURE STATISTICS

HOUSTON, TX - U.S. Customs Special Agents brought a Brownsville man before a federal magistrate this morning following his arrest in connection with a failed outbound currency smuggling attempt at the Hidalgo Port of Entry.

U.S. Customs Agents and Inspectors seized more narcotics in Texas during fiscal year 1999, which ended September 30, than last fiscal year. Cocaine seized nearly tripled in the East and West Texas areas of the state. Marihuana seizures increased in all areas of the state.

In the East Texas area of responsibility, the amount of cocaine seized was 24,477 pounds compared to 6,440 pounds seized in the area that includes Houston, Dallas, the Gulf Coast and the state of Oklahoma last year. Agents and officers seized exceptionally large loads of cocaine stored on motor vessels coming into the port of Houston this year, e.g., the 9,958 pounds seized from the motor vessel "Cannes" in January 1999. Over 16,000 pounds of marihuana were seized, a nearly 10,000 pound increase over last year. Customs Inspectors at Bush Intercontinental Airport and DFW Airport combined seized 52 pounds of heroin, more heroin seized than at any other port of entry in the state. However, the amount of heroin seized decreased from 101 pounds last year. Other Texas ports of entry reported the same trend of lower amounts of heroin seized than last year.

Seized currency in the East Texas area totaled $9,190,374, a decrease from $17,449,625 seized in the area last year. More money was seized along the border area, with a large chunk seized during southbound operations at the ports of entry. South Texas seizures of currency totaled $21,351,582. The South Texas area includes ports of entry from San Antonio south to Brownsville and west to Del Rio. West Texas officers and agents seized $1,465,274 in the El Paso, Fabens, Presidio and New Mexico ports/areas.


DRUG & MONEY SEIZURE STATISTICS, U.S. CUSTOMS SERVICE
FISCAL YEAR 1999
 Heroin Cocaine Marijuana Currency
EAST TEXAS
(includes Houston, Dallas, TX Gulf Coast, and Oklahoma) 52 24,477 16,258 $9,190,374
SOUTH TEXAS
(includes ports at San Antonio south to Brownsville and west to Del Rio) 32 12,127 175,212 21,351,582
WEST TEXAS
(includes ports at El Paso, Presidio, Fabens, and New Mexico) 40 7,547 261,434 1,465,274
(Drug seizures are stated in pounds)
FISCAL YEAR 1998
EAST TEXAS 101 8,043 6,440 17,449,625
SOUTH TEXAS 64 14,844 137,591 14,667,037
WEST TEXAS 66 2,663 211,746 1,717,803

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« Reply #95 on: February 23, 2007, 06:14:53 PM »
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I should try it some time.


you show your bare chest to a cop he's gonna shoot you

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« Reply #96 on: February 23, 2007, 07:02:47 PM »
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you show your bare chest to a cop he's gonna shoot you

unless he's in San Fransisco

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« Reply #97 on: February 23, 2007, 07:21:12 PM »
You know, I did get a ticket the night I proposed to my X. Politeness doesn't always work.


I should have taken it as a sign from the gods.  

On the flip side I got my Lab that night and she has been the best dog ever.

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« Reply #98 on: February 24, 2007, 10:47:44 AM »
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unless he's in San Fransisco


eeeewwww
thats like 15 kinds of worng

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« Reply #99 on: February 24, 2007, 10:50:06 AM »
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unless he's in San Fransisco


In that case bring some astroglide or a stick of butter.

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« Reply #100 on: February 24, 2007, 06:38:25 PM »
excuse me while I go hurl up some dinner.

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« Reply #101 on: February 24, 2007, 07:17:25 PM »
Or a gerbil, did you know that more gerbils are sold per capita in San Francisco than anywhere else in the US?  By a margin of 4x it seems.

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« Reply #102 on: February 24, 2007, 09:34:29 PM »
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