Author Topic: AH in british news. (Read 3934 times)

BlauK · « **Reply #30 on:** May 31, 2007, 01:17:57 PM »

bah... "steep learning curve" expression again in opposite meaning

If 10 billion flies eat **** it still does not make it delicious....

LYNX · « **Reply #31 on:** May 31, 2007, 01:43:49 PM »

Remember the Alliance and Leicester takes the PISS out of it's investor. Change banks if their charging for currency exchange.....cheeky bastardos.

seven an half to eight quid mate.

wooley · « **Reply #32 on:** May 31, 2007, 05:16:20 PM »

Of course the greatest of all the 'British' dialects is Scots, just as the Scots themselves are the pinnacle of the British races.

Don't believe me? Well consider this: the current government is predominately Scottish, England itself was inherited by the Scottish Monarchy 350 odd year ago and we get to cross-dress and the chicks love it.

ozrocker · « **Reply #33 on:** May 31, 2007, 05:58:24 PM »

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Originally posted by Laurie
They dont have as much of 'G.I. Joe' in them as most american newbies:D
And because of the British accent having more 'curves' in it, there is less unbearable squeak.

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And I always thought it was because of the missing teeth,lol.
J/K
OZ

Major Biggles · « **Reply #34 on:** May 31, 2007, 06:47:46 PM »

lol, i have no idea why so many americans seem to think the brits have bad teeth. what started as a running joke has now turned to myth

personally, i think i see a lot more americans with wonky and missing teeth than i do here

Heretic · « **Reply #35 on:** May 31, 2007, 07:16:06 PM »

I'd have to wear my tighty whiteies if I wore a kilt,package may hang below the kilt

E25280 · « **Reply #36 on:** May 31, 2007, 07:57:50 PM »

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Originally posted by Tilt
There is no such thing as a British accent............

There are British accents

Yorkshire has many subtle sub dialects, as does Lancashire, not to be confused with Manchurian, or Scouse (Liverpuddlian).

How did the Chinese get involved?

j/k

x0847Marine · « **Reply #37 on:** May 31, 2007, 08:43:43 PM »

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Originally posted by Meatwad
Wonder what would happen if someone took out an ad in the local paper for AHII?

I have a better idea.. some of the undercover marketing Jedi mind trick stuff, where strangers try to sell you poop without you even knowing it.

HT gives me, free, a top of the line SLI wazoo notebook that makes AH look all purdy, and I'll agree to play AH in bars, and maybe the occasional coffee shop.

I'll even don an AH t shirt & hat, and pass out AH rubbers or something.. I do draw the line at WWII uniforms, no need to look like a nerd and a clown.

Of course I'll need a company credit card to buy chicks, who could become customers, beverages, and enough budget to hire two bikini clad young hotties of ill repute to accompany me (home).

Lonely drunk loser dudes at bars like nothing more than ubergeek gear, causing the digital demise of strangers on-line, and hot chicks (in that order)...

Just let me know where to sign up HT and I'm all over it.

Laurie · « **Reply #38 on:** June 01, 2007, 05:12:52 AM »

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Originally posted by Trikky
Hul my last bill was £7.71. If you're being charged £11 you may want to consider another provider.

lol already started looking.

yanksfan · « **Reply #39 on:** June 01, 2007, 05:45:11 AM »

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Originally posted by Major Biggles
technically, the british don't have an accent. there are regional dialects, but BBC english is how it's meant to be spoken. it's those darn yankees with the accent!

Eh buddy! watch the Yankee cracks! lol

hey ,you know it just hit me, that i am the on;ly" DAMNED" Yankee in the game

Oh, but i won't be changeing to DMDyanksfan any time soon.

Tilt · « **Reply #40 on:** June 01, 2007, 07:20:37 AM »

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Originally posted by wooley
England itself was inherited by the Scottish Monarchy 350 odd year ago and we get to cross-dress and the chicks love it.

And then by a Dutch Monarch (William of Orange) a hundred years later and a German Monarch (George 1st) after that.

The fact is that the original Norman "establishment" controls all...........

scottydawg · « **Reply #41 on:** June 01, 2007, 08:05:35 AM »

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Originally posted by Max
Are British squeakers polite?

Oh yes, very polite. They dress impeccably and have fantastic manners. they're called chavs.

Whisky58 · « **Reply #42 on:** June 01, 2007, 08:29:04 AM »

Do you have chavs in the US? I've been over a few times & never seen any - but that might be because my hoodie was tight around baseball cap looking thro tinted glass of XR2.

Whisky58 · « **Reply #43 on:** June 01, 2007, 08:43:32 AM »

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Originally posted by wooley
Of course the greatest of all the 'British' dialects is Scots, just as the Scots themselves are the pinnacle of the British races.

Don't believe me? Well consider this: the current government is predominately Scottish, England itself was inherited by the Scottish Monarchy 350 odd year ago and we get to cross-dress and the chicks love it.

LOL. If England was inherited by Scottish monarchs, how come British monarch's numerals follow English line of succession not Scots? ie Elizabeth 2nd, all the Edwards from last centrury - even James 6th became James 1st. Robert Cecil realised Eliz 1st was dying without offspring & invited James to become king to avoid conflict that would result without an obvious heir. As it happens it was a pretty crap choice because James' absolutist views paved the way to the Civil War.
Other than that, I've got to agree about the tartan skirts & chics - but I am of part Scottish descent

scottydawg · « **Reply #44 on:** June 01, 2007, 08:56:57 AM »

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Originally posted by Whisky58
Do you have chavs in the US? I've been over a few times & never seen any - but that might be because my hoodie was tight around baseball cap looking thro tinted glass of XR2.

yeah, we call 'em teenagers