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[hubsonfire]

Originally posted by scottydawg
Oh yes, very polite.  They dress impeccably and have fantastic manners.  they're called chavs.

[Ferndale]

Originally posted by Laurie
It is superbly realistic  

[BaDkaRmA158Th]

Im just happy the british have some new blood lines now that they have started to branch out.

Makes for less flipper kids.


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Stop looking at yer sister like that, not cool.

[Thruster]

"There is no such thing as a British accent"

Absolutely correct.
All this hogwash about Scot, Liverpudlian, Cockney is just silly.

Anybody who lives in this age knows that what we colloquially call a "British" accent is used by all them foreigners.

Ever see a movie with foreigners talking English?  

It dosn't matter if their "German" or "Arab" or even "Chinese", they all have the same funny way of talkin. Even those guys from Lord of the Rings all had the same accent. Not one of them claimed to be British.

Hell they don't even speak English in England, try walking into a bar, excuse me "pub" in merry ole' and order a cheeseburger and a Bud. They look at you like you've got three heads.

But they do have compassion for their disadvantaged, if your out and about you'll often hear one of them remark "nice bum" to a round of general agreement. We hardly ever compliment our homeless like that here.

"If I were Brittania I'd waive the rules"

[scottydawg]

What's the most popular beer in the U.K.?

Budweiser.

[Bruv119]

Doubt it is Budweiser.

But like most countries we embrace imported beer.  Not because it is any good but because it is beer and like all beers its meant to be drunk!

[Nilsen]

one of the comments in the article sais:

"Its full over egotistical twits that routinely open their collective mouths and insert their feet. If you can ignore the idiocy of the general population, then you might actually enjoy yourself!

Looking, Irvine, Tx"

[Yarbles]

British Squeekers should only be allowed on condition that they dont say "Like" "Cool" and "Sooooooooooo" more than 5 times each per sentence.
 
 If you make that condition no one under 30 will be able to qualify.

Oh and the American word for Chav is "Trailor Trash" formerly "White trash" but now with the progress of civil rights open to any ethnic group. They can be obseved in there natural habitat on "The Jerry Springer show" or in the UK "Trisha"  

As far as accents are concerned the only true English spoken is without an accent  by me and people I approve of. My only experience of regional accents is provinciles staggering around London In urine soaked trousers muttering about how much better it is in Scotland or Liverpool etc which they have just fled  

[macleod01]

And what about the Crazy Scotsman from up north Tilt? huh? We got an accent all of our own! Bah leaving us out! Actually, glaswegian Squekers could be reeeeeeeeeealy funny to listen to! 'Ye shot doon ma plane! Aam goona heedboot yer face in a minu!

[Laurie]

Originally posted by Yarbles
can be obseved in there natural habitat on "The Jerry Springer show" or in the UK "Trisha"  

 

you should see 'the jeremy kyle show' on ITV in the mornings, I dont know where they find the people that you see on there but bloody hell......

[Laurie]

Originally posted by scottydawg
What's the most popular beer in the U.K.?

Budweiser.

i think your incorrect, budwieser is seen as a bit of a cheap/out of date drink in the UK now.

Most popular larger is propbably one of these three, Beck's
                                                                                   Carlsberg
                                                                                    Kronenburg 1664

Cider is npow quickly gaining on larger in popularity, Due to Magner's irish Cider in particular. But there is still a pretty big margin.

[scottydawg]

Originally posted by Laurie
i think your incorrect, budwieser is seen as a bit of a cheap/out of date drink in the UK now.

Most popular larger is propbably one of these three, Beck's
                                                                                   Carlsberg
                                                                                    Kronenburg 1664

Cider is npow quickly gaining on larger in popularity, Due to Magner's irish Cider in particular. But there is still a pretty big margin.

I just pulled that out of my butt to see if anyone called BS on it

[Yarbles]

Originally posted by Laurie
you should see 'the jeremy kyle show' on ITV in the mornings, I dont know where they find the people that you see on there but bloody hell......

I understand invitations are included in bottles of Suuny Delight and night nurse, Packets of Microwave Chips  as consolation prizes on scratch cards and anything promoted by the P/B eckams.

And I dont read the Daily Mail I find it far to Liberal

[Dowding]

My only experience of regional accents is provinciles staggering around London In urine soaked trousers muttering about how much better it is in Scotland or Liverpool etc which they have just fled

An Englishman in London? How did you end up there and how did the locals treat you? I hear their English is improving.

My first experience of London was exiting Kings Cross to see a tramp pissing his last Special Brew into an over-flowing litter bin. Looking back I think it was an interesting and rather accurate reflection of the city itself.

[Yarbles]

The English are returning in droves now all the Cockeneys have faaaked off to Essex. Who do you think is paying £600,000 for 3 bed terraces in Hackney. ($1,200,000).