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Offline Maverick

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New gadget for RPM - I want 1 or is it 2
« on: June 09, 2007, 07:03:32 AM »
Even I can appreciate this one and would be happy to give it a listen!


Apple Computer announced today that it has developed a computer chip that
can store and play high fidelity music in women's breast implants.

The iTit will cost $499 or $599 depending on speaker size.
This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women have long
complained about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.
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Offline DiabloTX

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« Reply #1 on: June 09, 2007, 07:04:38 AM »
Now why didn't I think of that?

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« Reply #2 on: June 09, 2007, 07:33:19 AM »
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« Reply #3 on: June 09, 2007, 10:31:22 AM »
They tried something like that before they called it the ibox, but after futher testing it was found unreliable sense it would break down once a month
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« Reply #4 on: June 09, 2007, 11:09:02 AM »
-Rueters-

  Long time CEO of Aces High, the WWII Flight Sim, has just announced that it also is supplying online members of a chip that can be surgically implanted into the arse of their spouse or sunnificant other.

  This chip is recorded with the phrases:

  "Check 6"
  "Turf you N00B"
  "Rattt a Tatta Tatta tat..."
  "Dammit, Roger is NOT a guy babe!"
  "Yeah bank left Dweeb..."
  "In Scope"
  "Frikken LTARs"

  When asked about the chips, Aces High CEO exclaimed "I COAD"...
  Film at 11:00.

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Re: New gadget for RPM - I want 1 or is it 2
« Reply #5 on: June 09, 2007, 04:00:01 PM »
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Originally posted by Maverick
Even I can appreciate this one and would be happy to give it a listen!


Apple Computer announced today that it has developed a computer chip that
can store and play high fidelity music in women's breast implants.

The iTit will cost $499 or $599 depending on speaker size.
This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women have long
complained about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.



Hmmm.......I bet I know how the volume works :D
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Offline Maverick

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New gadget for RPM - I want 1 or is it 2
« Reply #6 on: June 09, 2007, 06:50:48 PM »
Don't forget changing the channel.....
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