New gadget for RPM - I want 1 or is it 2

[Maverick]

Even I can appreciate this one and would be happy to give it a listen!


Apple Computer announced today that it has developed a computer chip that
can store and play high fidelity music in women's breast implants.

The iTit will cost $499 or $599 depending on speaker size.
This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women have long
complained about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

[DiabloTX]

Now why didn't I think of that?

[rpm]

Where do I sign up???

[68ZooM]

They tried something like that before they called it the ibox, but after futher testing it was found unreliable sense it would break down once a month

[AWMac]

-Rueters-

  Long time CEO of Aces High, the WWII Flight Sim, has just announced that it also is supplying online members of a chip that can be surgically implanted into the arse of their spouse or sunnificant other.

  This chip is recorded with the phrases:

  "Check 6"
  "Turf you N00B"
  "Rattt a Tatta Tatta tat..."
  "Dammit, Roger is NOT a guy babe!"
  "Yeah bank left Dweeb..."
  "In Scope"
  "Frikken LTARs"

  When asked about the chips, Aces High CEO exclaimed "I COAD"...
  Film at 11:00.



Mac

[Meatwad]

Originally posted by Maverick
Even I can appreciate this one and would be happy to give it a listen!


Apple Computer announced today that it has developed a computer chip that
can store and play high fidelity music in women's breast implants.

The iTit will cost $499 or $599 depending on speaker size.
This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women have long
complained about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

Hmmm.......I bet I know how the volume works

[Maverick]

Don't forget changing the channel.....