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« Reply #15 on: June 16, 2007, 09:15:47 AM »
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He's got that "Al Qaeda" look in his eyes....


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« Reply #16 on: June 16, 2007, 09:39:35 AM »
cute :)
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« Reply #17 on: June 16, 2007, 09:49:59 AM »
You'd be surprised how nasty they can get in the blink of an eye.
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« Reply #18 on: June 16, 2007, 11:29:33 AM »
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You'd be surprised how nasty they can get in the blink of an eye.


The ear comment wasn't a joke.:(

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« Reply #19 on: June 16, 2007, 02:29:49 PM »
the Engels family thought it would be fun to raise a raccoon once too.. and boy howdy didn't that turn into a tear filled episode!

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« Reply #20 on: June 16, 2007, 04:19:12 PM »
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He makes little raccoon noises all the time.

 LOL ~ cute :)   As opposed to making little  birdie noises?
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« Reply #21 on: June 16, 2007, 04:44:45 PM »
Anyways cool coon! Glad to see you helping the lil critter out.


I should tell you the story about this one time when I nursed an opossum back to health :)
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« Reply #22 on: June 17, 2007, 02:04:37 AM »
SHOOT THE BIG FUGGIN RAT!!!!!    err.....I mean, How cute!!!:D

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« Reply #23 on: June 17, 2007, 03:57:08 AM »
I hope you don't have kids. This could be a bad situation.

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« Reply #24 on: June 17, 2007, 09:01:56 AM »
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Anyways cool coon! Glad to see you helping the lil critter out.


I should tell you the story about this one time when I nursed an opossum back to health :)

That thread literally had me rolling around on the floor. Brilliant! haha

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« Reply #25 on: June 17, 2007, 09:24:00 AM »
Cute, hope it all works out for you and the critter, but raising wild animals often results in a bittersweet ending, e.g., The Yearling (I think, been a long time since I read that).  

It also could be an alien spy ...  :noid
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« Reply #26 on: June 17, 2007, 09:25:56 AM »
I keep a ready rifle near upstairs bath window (the one withOUT the screen, for convenient shooting pleasure) just FOR raccoons. Dog got coon hound paralysis TWICE from those little bastids coming into yard--he died the second time. Trying not to let that happen to the dalmation (Fortunately, she doesn't notice the bears, so may she not notice the raccoons). Ya move to the sticks, your ideas about what is cute and cuddly take dramatic turns. Don't get me started on beavers...:furious
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« Reply #27 on: June 17, 2007, 11:30:44 AM »
BJ229r any man will attest that a beaver has the potential to be the most ferocious adversary that a man can face.  They can be very warm, welcoming and pleasant right up to the point they turn on you...and by then it's too late.

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« Reply #28 on: June 17, 2007, 11:35:21 AM »
Rumor has it that beavers become friendly when given shiny objects, perferrably ones that are gold colored
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« Reply #29 on: June 17, 2007, 12:21:17 PM »
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I keep a ready rifle near upstairs bath window (the one withOUT the screen, for convenient shooting pleasure) just FOR raccoons. Dog got coon hound paralysis TWICE from those little bastids coming into yard--he died the second time. Trying not to let that happen to the dalmation (Fortunately, she doesn't notice the bears, so may she not notice the raccoons). Ya move to the sticks, your ideas about what is cute and cuddly take dramatic turns. Don't get me started on beavers...:furious


I got married because of a bald Beaver.... but that's another story....

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