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Offline Roscoroo

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« Reply #45 on: June 18, 2007, 09:37:05 PM »
I see a coon skin hat in someones future ... if you have any other pets and water near by ...well better say bye to them now and get ready to dig graves.

As the others have said you cant trust them .
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« Reply #46 on: June 18, 2007, 09:43:57 PM »
Only good coon is a dead coon


Better make sure your BBQ is in good shape, cause your gonna need it sooner or later.


Coon burgers are good
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« Reply #47 on: June 18, 2007, 10:58:18 PM »
they are cute and fluffy until one day...






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They SNAP!!!:D
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« Reply #48 on: June 20, 2007, 07:54:18 PM »
Ok hes been showing his first signs of his evilness. He usally drinks out of a bottle, but weve got him to eat grapes too.


I put the grape down on the towl and he started to eat it(hes so cute), and i nudged him a little and he friggin growled louder than a dog at me. :O  

Hes so cute though. His wittle hands and wittle legs and cute wittle eyes.
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« Reply #49 on: June 20, 2007, 08:15:36 PM »
I have a friend who’s family raised one.  They didn’t have many problems after they child-proofed the cabinets and remembered to keep the bathroom doors closed.  The lil coon had too much fun shredding the rolls of TP.
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« Reply #50 on: June 20, 2007, 08:28:12 PM »
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Originally posted by Meatwad
Only good coon is a dead coon


Better make sure your BBQ is in good shape, cause your gonna need it sooner or later.


Coon burgers are good



mmmm....someone say BBQ?  After about 6 months, the little sucker should be plump enough to drop on a grill.

Ingredients:
1 raccoon
12 small sweet potatoes
1 med. onion (sliced)
3 med. carrots
1 tablespoon worcestershire sauce
salt and pepper
1 large bell pepper
1 cup water
1 bottle of barbecue sauce


Directions:

Dress the coon, then cook until tender. Debone. Place coon in foil lined baking pan. Add remaining ingredients to baking pan. Bake at 350 degrees for 1 hour or until sweet potatoes are done.

This recipe for Barbecue Raccoon serves/makes 6



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« Reply #51 on: June 20, 2007, 08:29:05 PM »
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Ok hes been showing his first signs of his evilness. He usally drinks out of a bottle, but weve got him to eat grapes too.


I put the grape down on the towl and he started to eat it(hes so cute), and i nudged him a little and he friggin growled louder than a dog at me. :O  

Hes so cute though. His wittle hands and wittle legs and cute wittle eyes.



Do we hear the invitation to a BBQ approaching? :D
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« Reply #52 on: June 20, 2007, 08:36:32 PM »
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Originally posted by Ack-Ack
mmmm....someone say BBQ?  After about 6 months, the little sucker should be plump enough to drop on a grill.

Ingredients:
1 raccoon
12 small sweet potatoes
1 med. onion (sliced)
3 med. carrots
1 tablespoon worcestershire sauce
salt and pepper
1 large bell pepper
1 cup water
1 bottle of barbecue sauce


Directions:

Dress the coon, then cook until tender. Debone. Place coon in foil lined baking pan. Add remaining ingredients to baking pan. Bake at 350 degrees for 1 hour or until sweet potatoes are done.

This recipe for Barbecue Raccoon serves/makes 6



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mmm sounds good that ones goin in the family cookbook :D
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Offline ForrestS

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« Reply #53 on: June 22, 2007, 08:27:46 PM »
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Originally posted by Ack-Ack
mmmm....someone say BBQ?  After about 6 months, the little sucker should be plump enough to drop on a grill.

Ingredients:
1 raccoon
12 small sweet potatoes
1 med. onion (sliced)
3 med. carrots
1 tablespoon worcestershire sauce
salt and pepper
1 large bell pepper
1 cup water
1 bottle of barbecue sauce


Directions:

Dress the coon, then cook until tender. Debone. Place coon in foil lined baking pan. Add remaining ingredients to baking pan. Bake at 350 degrees for 1 hour or until sweet potatoes are done.

This recipe for Barbecue Raccoon serves/makes 6



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This is the funniest thing ive EVER HEARD LMAO LMAO.:rofl :rofl

Hmmm i just noticed they put in a spell cheker.
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« Reply #54 on: June 22, 2007, 08:34:33 PM »
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This is the funniest thing ive EVER HEARD LMAO LMAO.:rofl :rofl

Hmmm i just noticed they put in a spell cheker.
umm not the BBS...


Firefox has one built in, but AFAIK Ie doesn't.
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« Reply #55 on: June 22, 2007, 08:44:29 PM »
Rotessire Coon is better...

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Mac


He'll rip yer ears off!!!!
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« Reply #56 on: June 22, 2007, 09:19:28 PM »
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« Reply #57 on: June 22, 2007, 09:49:54 PM »
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umm not the BBS...


Firefox has one built in, but AFAIK Ie doesn't.
 

O that explanes it. thanks:D
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« Reply #58 on: June 22, 2007, 10:00:42 PM »









awww hes so cute.

Sorry for the pics being so big.

:D
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« Reply #59 on: June 23, 2007, 12:09:41 AM »
Yowza, those claws look sharp
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