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« Reply #60 on: June 23, 2007, 12:24:17 AM »
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Yowza, those claws look sharp
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LMAO:rofl

No, there not to sharp. They can only cut through 3 inches of Titanium. :D  


He'll stick to you like velcro.:D

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« Reply #61 on: June 23, 2007, 01:01:05 AM »
cute as hell, but you going to put him back in the wild?

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« Reply #62 on: June 23, 2007, 01:23:37 PM »
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cute as hell, but you going to put him back in the wild?


Maybe if he gets to mean. Hes kinda Bi-polar or something. He goes from cute and cuddily to "attack mode".

In attack mode he'll raise his butt and look at u all funny, and bite the nearest thing and try to eat it. He'll aslo run around all funny and stuff. Ill try to record it and put it on utube or something.

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« Reply #63 on: June 23, 2007, 01:46:18 PM »
Just a note...
Once you raise a racoon as pet, they CANNOT go back living in the wild. They get disoriented and starve to death.  Same thing happens when you take a wild racoon and move it to another town or forest. They are only used to surviving in the turf they grew up in.

Good luck with your racoon.


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« Reply #64 on: June 23, 2007, 04:44:37 PM »
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mmmm....someone say BBQ?  After about 6 months, the little sucker should be plump enough to drop on a grill.

Ingredients:
1 raccoon
12 small sweet potatoes
1 med. onion (sliced)
3 med. carrots
1 tablespoon worcestershire sauce
salt and pepper
1 large bell pepper
1 cup water
1 bottle of barbecue sauce


Directions:

Dress the coon, then cook until tender. Debone. Place coon in foil lined baking pan. Add remaining ingredients to baking pan. Bake at 350 degrees for 1 hour or until sweet potatoes are done.

This recipe for Barbecue Raccoon serves/makes 6



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LOL, sounds like one of Granny's recipes from Beverly Hillbillies
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« Reply #65 on: June 23, 2007, 04:51:56 PM »

He'll eventually gnaw yer face off!!!

Proof!!!

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« Reply #66 on: June 24, 2007, 09:33:31 PM »
Heres some more pics.













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« Reply #67 on: June 24, 2007, 09:43:36 PM »
Dang thats makin me hungry
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« Reply #68 on: June 24, 2007, 10:10:32 PM »
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Just a note...
Once you raise a racoon as pet, they CANNOT go back living in the wild. They get disoriented and starve to death.  Same thing happens when you take a wild racoon and move it to another town or forest. They are only used to surviving in the turf they grew up in.

Good luck with your racoon.


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« Reply #69 on: June 25, 2007, 07:01:36 PM »
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Originally posted by Birddogg
Just a note...
Once you raise a racoon as pet, they CANNOT go back living in the wild. They get disoriented and starve to death.  Same thing happens when you take a wild racoon and move it to another town or forest. They are only used to surviving in the turf they grew up in.

Good luck with your racoon.


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Then what is the point of rehabilators.

I've heard good and bad stories about raccoons. :o :rolleyes:

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« Reply #70 on: June 25, 2007, 07:01:39 PM »
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Just a note...
Once you raise a racoon as pet, they CANNOT go back living in the wild. They get disoriented and starve to death.  Same thing happens when you take a wild racoon and move it to another town or forest. They are only used to surviving in the turf they grew up in.

Good luck with your racoon.


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Then what is the point of rehabilators.

I've heard good and bad stories about raccoons. :o :rolleyes:

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« Reply #71 on: June 25, 2007, 11:11:10 PM »



DUDE!!!!  That coon has a light saber!  Is that safe???

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« Reply #72 on: June 26, 2007, 12:12:36 AM »


    Tragically this was too much for Ol' Luke, and he keeled over minutes after this pic was taken.

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« Reply #73 on: June 26, 2007, 12:46:20 AM »
Warning! The above post may induce: nausea, confusion, headaches, explosive diarrhea, anger, vomiting, and whining. Also this post may not make any sense, or may lead to the hijack of the thread.

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« Reply #74 on: June 26, 2007, 06:50:36 AM »
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    Tragically this was too much for Ol' Luke, and he keeled over minutes after this pic was taken.


Thats pretty messed up.:huh