Internet lag is caused by run-on sentences.
Basically what happens is, all the comma's and periods get jammed up in the internet because people don't use them. The internet piping isn't big enough to house all the punctuation marks ( a bother, I know, but what can you do) so they end up clogging up the works, kind of like when you drop a two coiler and it won't flush.
Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but until you start using up some of these wayward marks, you can look forward to increased internet lag.
cheers,
RTR