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Offline Hortlund

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« on: July 13, 2007, 10:37:01 AM »
One of the strangest stories Ive ever heard. The amazing part is that its true.

From the article.

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WASHINGTON - A grand feast of marinated steaks and jumbo shrimp was winding down, and a group of friends was sitting on the back patio of a Capitol Hill home, sipping red wine. Suddenly, a hooded man slid in through an open gate and put the barrel of a handgun to the head of a 14-year-old guest.

"Give me your money, or I'll start shooting," he demanded, according to D.C. police and witness accounts.

The five other guests, including the girls' parents, froze -- and then one spoke.

"We were just finishing dinner," Cristina "Cha Cha" Rowan, 43, blurted out. "Why don't you have a glass of wine with us?"

The intruder took a sip of their Chateau Malescot St-Exupéry and said, "Damn, that's good wine."

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Then he tucked the gun into the pocket of his nylon sweatpants.

"I think I may have come to the wrong house," he said, looking around the patio of the home in the 1300 block of Constitution Avenue NE.

"I'm sorry," he told the group. "Can I get a hug?"



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Offline Holden McGroin

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« Reply #1 on: July 13, 2007, 10:41:59 AM »
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With that, the man walked out with a crystal wine glass in hand, filled with Chateau Malescot. No one was hurt, and nothing was stolen.


Nothing was stolen yet the Rowan house hold is shy one crystal glass.






snif... snif...

I smell BS

Sounds like a group of people wanted a good story to tell.
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« Reply #2 on: July 13, 2007, 10:43:15 AM »
Cant be true. The homeowners did not have guns, so if the story was true they would have been dead. Just ask lazs :D

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« Reply #3 on: July 13, 2007, 10:50:08 AM »
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Originally posted by Holden McGroin
Nothing was stolen yet the Rowan house hold is shy one crystal glass.

snif... snif...

I smell BS

Sounds like a group of people wanted a good story to tell.


Read the entire article, the glass was found in the alley behind the house, on the ground...unbroken.

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« Reply #4 on: July 13, 2007, 10:52:52 AM »
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the glass was found in the alley behind the house, on the ground...unbroken.


Wheeeeew..........what a relief. :rofl
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« Reply #5 on: July 13, 2007, 10:58:31 AM »
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Cant be true. The homeowners did not have guns, so if the story was true they would have been dead. Just ask lazs :D


People in D.C. don't have the right to bear arms.

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« Reply #6 on: July 13, 2007, 10:59:00 AM »
see, you don't need guns, just some nice glasses and expensive wine.

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« Reply #7 on: July 13, 2007, 10:59:46 AM »
Sorry, didn't get to the very end... should have.

Amazing to me that a home intruder would think to wipe the glass of fingerprints and leave no evidence save the hugs and good feelings of the party goers.

If only we could do this on the world stage...

kum by ya... kum by ya...  I feel better already.  anybody need a hug?
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« Reply #8 on: July 13, 2007, 11:25:44 AM »
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Originally posted by Slash27
People in D.C. don't have the right to bear arms.



However, they do have the right to arm bears.


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« Reply #9 on: July 13, 2007, 11:35:55 AM »
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However, they do have the right to arm bears.


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Which is handy during civil unrest.

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« Reply #10 on: July 13, 2007, 12:49:58 PM »
What a way to get some good wine....:D
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« Reply #11 on: July 13, 2007, 01:01:22 PM »
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Cant be true. The homeowners did not have guns, so if the story was true they would have been dead. Just ask lazs :D



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« Reply #12 on: July 13, 2007, 01:13:37 PM »
good thing they weren't drinking schlitz.
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« Reply #13 on: July 13, 2007, 01:18:44 PM »
I wonder if Coach would have shared some of his Cab with the guy?

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« Reply #14 on: July 13, 2007, 01:21:27 PM »
I think we've just witnessed the birth of an urban legend.;)