With Fall just around the corner, I am already planning for Thanksgiving.
The wife always does Thanksgiving...it's her "show"...we have her folks over and then the mother-in-law does Christmas dinner as HER "show".
Since the wifey is doing her thing...I get to do mine...
THE 68ROX' ANTI-TURKEY 1 "use & throw away" turkey roasting pan
1 10-12 lb turkey
1 large pkg of stuffing croutons (your choice)
1 lb sausage, mild
1 cup of dried cranberries
1 cup of slivered almonds
1 cup of marichino cherries (reserve the juice!!!)
1 stick of butter, melted
1 Killian's Irish Red Beer
1 cup of minced onion (green or white)
1/4 cup honey
1 T parsley
1 T fresh basil (chopped)
1 t sage
1 t garlic powder
The ANTI-TURKEY is NOT roasted in the oven...it's done over CHARCOAL on the Weber Grill! (Hey...this IS Arkansas afterall.)
Start by chopping the sausage into small 1/2" balls and sauteeing on high heat in a skillet until slightly brown. Remove from heat and drain on paper towels.
If your turkey has one...REMOVE the red "I'm Done" pop-up indicator...THESE WERE INVENTED BY SATAN TO MAKE SURE YOUR TURKEY IS SO DRY AND OVER COOKED IT EXPLODES IN TURKEY DUST!. A meat thermometer is a MUST...BUY ONE...they aren't that expensive.
Take all other ingredients (except butter, honey & beer) and combine in a large bowl. Mix well. Add sausage and mix VERY well.
Stuff the stuffing into the neck cavity, and then the main turkey cavity (did you remember to remove the bag of giblets? I HOPE SO!)
BEFORE you place the turkey in the roasting pan, using the tip of a sharp knife, make a few SMALL holes in the bottom, no bigger than where you can barely see light through (this allows some of the fat run-off to hit the coals and gives your turkey a "smoked" flavor...holes too big will cause flame-ups...not good).
Place the turkey in the pan, breast-side up, and gently drizzle the melted butter into the cavity stuffing, let it soak in well.
Mix the honey, cherry juice, and beer...this will be your basting marinade!
(I hope you got your LARGE pyramid of coals going 1 hour in advance...distribute the coals around the EDGE of your grill, and place a small metal pan (like the kind you would use for cornbread) of water in the middle of the grill, just beneath your turkey pan.)
Cook over the charcoal, covered, and with the smoker vent OPEN.
Baste the turkey from time to time with the basting mixture above and with it's own juices as well. If you see the charcoal burning down..simply add more charcoal.
WHEN ARE YOU DONE? When you stick the meat thermometer into the thickest thigh area (carefull not to have the probe on a bone) and it registers EXACTLY 180 F. Double check by sticking it into the thickest breast area...if you have reached 180 F Pull that sucker off the grill ASAP!
It's not "traditional", but then again, that's why I call it the ANTI-TURKEY!
You don't have to wait until Thanksgiving to make it.

You can do the same with yard-birds (chicken).
68ROX