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Offline tedrbr

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« Reply #15 on: July 31, 2007, 09:23:30 PM »
"greatest inventions of convenience"

remote control
microwave oven
t.v. recording devices (VCR, DVR)


greatest inventions:
agriculture
language
tool use
(harnessing fire not so much an "invention")
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Offline Saxman

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« Reply #16 on: July 31, 2007, 10:00:23 PM »
I can't believe no one has yet thought to mention:

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Re: greatest inventions of convenience
« Reply #17 on: July 31, 2007, 10:26:40 PM »
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I almost didn't start this thread, because there were too many to chose from.
Speaking strictly from an interest of convenience, what's your top 3?
printing press
cruise control
dish washing machine


I forgot to mention: dictionary
(did you notice that I spelled choose wrong?)
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« Reply #18 on: July 31, 2007, 10:57:28 PM »
1. Beer
 2. Hustler
  3.     ummm...Beer

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Re: Re: greatest inventions of convenience
« Reply #19 on: July 31, 2007, 11:01:37 PM »
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(did you notice that I spelled choose wrong?)


I was giving you credit for a simple mis-conjugation.

Very common nowadays.
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Offline DREDIOCK

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« Reply #20 on: July 31, 2007, 11:02:34 PM »
Got ya all beat.

The oral contraceptive.
and booze

Without the pill Half of ya remain virgins till you got married

Without both the other half of ya's would still be

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Offline Rolex

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« Reply #21 on: August 01, 2007, 12:40:57 AM »
Air conditioning. I remember Washington DC in the summer during the late fifties, early sixties and getting air conditioning for the first time. I thought I'd died and gone to heaven. If it weren't for air conditioning, the southern states would have the same productivity rate as Central America. Hmm... maybe they do. I better check that.

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« Reply #22 on: August 01, 2007, 12:43:04 AM »
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Air conditioning. I remember Washington DC in the summer during the late fifties, early sixties and getting air conditioning for the first time. I thought I'd died and gone to heaven. If it weren't for air conditioning, the southern states would have the same productivity rate as Central America. Hmm... maybe they do. I better check that.

Cell phone

The Thermos. Keeps hot things hot and cold things cold. But how does it know?


lol, I thought for sure you would say the watch ;)
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« Reply #23 on: August 01, 2007, 01:19:39 AM »
Doors
Stairs
and for all other purposes: Women

Offline Phaser11

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« Reply #24 on: August 01, 2007, 07:00:13 AM »
Ivy Mike
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« Reply #25 on: August 01, 2007, 07:23:53 AM »
Central Heating & cooling.

Indoor plumbing with Hot & Cold water and waste removal.

The Automobile, nothing is more inconvienient than walking for miles and miles when the temps over 90.

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Re: greatest inventions of convenience
« Reply #26 on: August 01, 2007, 08:02:40 AM »
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Originally posted by texasmom

dish washing machine


nice to see someone else besides me, call it that.
 just can't call it a dishwasher for some reason.


hmmm of convenience
well I'd say an Ice maker for one.
sure beats having to have it cut, packed in sawdust and hauled in. then only the rich folks could afford it.

I'd say Wheels for the next one. should be obvious.

next I'd say Boats.

planes?  nahhh not really. fun yes, kind of limited in what can be done with it. unless someone gonna make a net to fly along and catch Geese and Ducks.

guns/weapons? nahh I see that as being needed. so not in the catagory of a convenience.

Edit: sorry for the mis-spellings, just can't speel for crap today. blahhh I give up.
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« Reply #27 on: August 01, 2007, 09:29:34 AM »
Fire
Wheel
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Re: Re: greatest inventions of convenience
« Reply #28 on: August 01, 2007, 10:07:26 AM »
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nice to see someone else besides me, call it that.
 just can't call it a dishwasher for some reason.
 


Me neither. I'm the 'dishwasher' whether it's manual or automatic.
The machine is definitely the convenient part, and worthy of not being left out. :D
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« Reply #29 on: August 01, 2007, 12:13:38 PM »
BVDs
Levis
Pherenomes

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