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Offline crockett

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Airline sacrifices goats to fix maintenance problems
« on: September 05, 2007, 08:04:29 AM »
hummm I wonder if this would work.. might keep me from getting shot down.. Anyone have any goats? :D



NEPAL'S troubled national carrier has taken a spiritual approach to recent maintenance troubles with one of its Boeing 757s by sacrificing two goats in front of the plane to appease a Hindu god.

The carrier was forced to suspend international flights for around 10 days in August as both the aircraft it uses for foreign flights were grounded due to technical problems.

"Nepal Airline Corporation officials worshipped the aircraft by sacrificing two goats to avoid technical glitches while flying," an airline spokesman, Raju Bahadur K.C., said yesterday.

"The goats were offered to appease Akash Bhairab, the Hindu god of sky protection, whose symbol is printed on all of our aircraft," he explained.

The goats were beheaded with a khukuri, a traditional curved knife, in front of the plane on Saturday.

One of Nepal Airlines' two 757s is in Brunei for an overhaul and the other is in Kathmandu and supposedly operational – albeit with technical problems that have forced two recent take-offs to be aborted.

But the airline said that after the goat sacrifice, the aircraft successfully managed a flight to Hong Kong.

Mountainous Nepal is a deeply religious and conservative country with Hindus making up around 80 per cent of the population of 27 million.

The country has hundreds of colourful and ornate festivals annually, and many involve animal sacrifice.

Nepal Airlines flies to seven international destinations in six countries including India, Japan and China.

The national carrier has been dogged by corruption scandals and ineffective management causing tourism officials to demand a major shake-up of the airline, long criticised for its dismal service.

http://www.news.com.au/travel/story/0,23483,22366064-27977,00.html
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« Reply #1 on: September 05, 2007, 08:10:24 AM »
What kind of a God would be appeased by a goat being slaughtered?  I mean..really.
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« Reply #2 on: September 05, 2007, 08:27:11 AM »
i wonder if that works for auto repair?

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« Reply #3 on: September 05, 2007, 08:27:15 AM »
I don't know but Shub-Niggurath is pissed IMO :D

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« Reply #4 on: September 05, 2007, 08:31:00 AM »
Around here we sacrifice young goats to the God of Smoker.



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« Reply #5 on: September 05, 2007, 08:50:10 AM »
goats are cheap enough and... What could it hurt?

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« Reply #6 on: September 05, 2007, 09:19:00 AM »
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goats are cheap enough and... What could it hurt?

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« Reply #7 on: September 05, 2007, 09:46:24 AM »
so in essence.... nothing.

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« Reply #8 on: September 05, 2007, 09:55:42 AM »
Well, I'm not going to argue about the value of a goat's life...my point is that any God who gets "appeased" by hacking off the head of an animal is not something I could worship.

I'm sure you are fine with it though lazs.
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« Reply #9 on: September 05, 2007, 10:34:47 AM »
Hacking off a goat's head, reciting a thousand Hail Marys... What's the difference?

Both acts seem equally absurd to outside observers, and, more than likely, equally effective.

Okay, so one is messier.

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« Reply #10 on: September 05, 2007, 11:02:15 AM »
Yeah, but you get to eat some delicious roast goat afterwards.

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« Reply #11 on: September 05, 2007, 11:11:05 AM »
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What kind of a God would be appeased by a goat being slaughtered?  I mean..really.


A hungry god.

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« Reply #12 on: September 05, 2007, 11:15:14 AM »
Good answer Mitch...'cept it ain't much of a God if he/she gets hungry.  

I wonder if goats can be trained to fight...each other?  Maybe this great God will get some sexual pleasure out of that.
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« Reply #13 on: September 05, 2007, 11:19:44 AM »
Curval, is the sacrifice acceptable to you if they eat the goats afterwards?

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« Reply #14 on: September 05, 2007, 11:23:33 AM »
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Curval, is the sacrifice acceptable to you if they eat the goats afterwards?


Only if the God eats it.

The "sacrifice" is not being made to feed humans...it is being made to appease a God.

Would it be okay if they sacrificed humans who were scheduled to be executed anyway?
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