Bristol is ok?
Are you having a laugh?
Bristol has the worst parts of everything. It's a huge city but I know of one (count em, one) 24 hour garage. Every other garage seems to be staffed by people who can't speak English. And I've yet to find an English speaking taxi / bus driver either.
Trying to do anything except sleep at night requires a drive to somewhere else, anywhere else. As far as I can tell, the favorite activity for the kids in this place is to drive to the services on the M5 and play arcade games after racing thier poxy 1.1l Ford Focus's around the city center until 2am.
The traffic is absolutely awful, and since no sod seems to know how to drive with haste in this damn town there's generally tail backs for miles at every junction.
The local yokels are the worst mix of tractor pulling numpties and chavs who seem to think that wearing a cap sideways makes em look cool but the effect is spoiled when they take off their shoes and socks in order to be able to count above 10.
The city center is full of some seriously tacky pubs and clubs, the kinda places where the lights really have to be set low so you cant see what you're treading in. And by Christ the strip clubs are naff.
Bristol sucks. It's trying to be London but it's more like Yokelville.
