It will be a mandatory feature on all aircraft piloted by pilots who have been deemed to be 'weenies', 'dweebs', 'studmuffins', or 'women', by a committee consisting of pilots who are, based on historical community consensus, farthest from the definition of any of the aforementioned terms.
Candidates for the slots are nominated by fellow pilots.
100 pilots will be selected, monthly.
All candidates selected, through a majority vote by the committee, will have breasts on their plane until the next selection cycle--at which point the pilot will be granted a review and potential cancellation of the status.