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Offline Neubob

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« on: October 22, 2007, 08:12:01 PM »
It will be a mandatory feature on all aircraft piloted by pilots who have been deemed to be 'weenies', 'dweebs', 'studmuffins', or 'women', by a committee consisting of pilots who are, based on historical community consensus, farthest from the definition of any of the aforementioned terms.


Candidates for the slots are nominated by fellow pilots.
100 pilots will be selected, monthly.


All candidates selected, through a majority vote by the committee, will have breasts on their plane until the next selection cycle--at which point the pilot will be granted a review and potential cancellation of the status.
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« Reply #1 on: October 22, 2007, 10:02:39 PM »
Bob you are NOT hanging boobs on my plane or GV's.  There's already one in the drivers seat. :lol
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« Reply #2 on: October 22, 2007, 10:33:30 PM »
So what we need is a Twin P-47? :D
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« Reply #3 on: October 22, 2007, 11:53:25 PM »
LOL I want to fly the 38 DD.....

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« Reply #4 on: October 23, 2007, 07:15:12 AM »
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LOL I want to fly the 38 DD.....
LOL...  I think I pee'd my pants..

Now THAT was funny....
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« Reply #5 on: October 23, 2007, 09:05:46 AM »
Neubob, I know a good doctor on the corner lot. Come follow the *ehem*...
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« Reply #6 on: October 23, 2007, 09:22:07 AM »
Good idea! Would be ideal for milkrunners......

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« Reply #7 on: October 23, 2007, 09:42:28 AM »
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Neubob, I know a good doctor on the corner lot. Come follow the *ehem*...


Just because it works on the choirboys doesn't mean it'll work on me.

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« Reply #8 on: October 23, 2007, 02:41:36 PM »

Now mister, I told you to go to the doctor's office! You either do it or I'll peck at you.
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« Reply #9 on: October 23, 2007, 03:33:02 PM »
Cawd .... what some won't do when they're bored and need attention. ;)

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« Reply #10 on: October 23, 2007, 03:54:06 PM »
I'd prefer breasts IN my aircraft.  Might affect my already piss-poor SA though.
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« Reply #11 on: October 23, 2007, 04:25:12 PM »
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Cawd .... what some won't do when they're bored and need attention. ;)


What are you trying to say to me, Arlo?

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« Reply #12 on: October 23, 2007, 04:26:30 PM »
What he didn't tell you is they are going to be his breasts... eewww.
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« Reply #13 on: October 23, 2007, 05:53:07 PM »
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It will be a mandatory feature on all aircraft piloted by pilots who have been deemed to be 'weenies', 'dweebs', 'studmuffins', or 'women'
Neubob you have very poor taste and absolutely no class whatsoever. I honestly don’t understand how you find humor in this.
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« Reply #14 on: October 23, 2007, 06:21:24 PM »
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Neubob you have very poor taste and absolutely no class whatsoever. I honestly don’t understand how you find humor in this.


Lol. Nice try.