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Offline Angus

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« Reply #15 on: November 19, 2007, 02:11:24 AM »
I bet he was peeing in the Police car afterwards :D
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« Reply #16 on: November 19, 2007, 02:52:31 AM »
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I'd have let the guy take a leak.


I was thinking the samething.

I dunno about this one though, almost seems a little too set up. Then again there are some pretty stupid people out there.
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« Reply #17 on: November 19, 2007, 02:56:33 AM »
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You think that cop was PO'ed, ya shoulda seen the Texas state trooper that pulled me over once while I was smoking a J. When I blew pot breath all over him while he was talking to me and he called me on it, I denied it. He got mad and told me "I can smell it all over your ass!".

I calmly replied "Must be your upper lip".

Let's just say he wasn't amused, LOL :lol


That sounds as bad as what one of my brothers friends did when I was in High School. This guy was a few years older than me but he got pulled over by the coppers drunk as hell like an idiot.

Anyway he wanted to take a leak but the cop wouldn't let him. He then proceeded to take a leak on the cops leg. Needles to say he was a little black and blue. I belive he fell down drunk a few times. :rofl
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« Reply #18 on: November 19, 2007, 04:21:24 AM »
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I bet he was peeing in the Police car afterwards :D


Wouldn't blame the guy for doing it on purpose.  oscarhole cops suck in every way.
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« Reply #19 on: November 19, 2007, 06:57:53 AM »
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Wouldn't blame the guy for doing it on purpose.  oscarhole cops suck in every way.


Except when YOU need them, right?
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« Reply #20 on: November 19, 2007, 07:47:48 AM »
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Except when YOU need them, right?


While I do not. I repeat do NOT agree with Tumers assessment.
I think the police do an idealisically  nobel job and one I could never  do or even want to.
But
Outside of a big city and short of a murder and
Barring my kids dissapearing
I can think of VERY few reasons I would need a cop.
Or very few reasons I would ever call the police for anything.

Firemen, yes . EMS yes. Just not cops

Outside of a city. where yes they are indeed needed.
 But most townships are overboated with police.
And lets face reality
I'd be willing to bet most cops dont join the force to become the local townships personaly revenue extortion agancy. Which in essense is what they are primarily used for anymore. Not in stopping crime. Not real crime anyway.

And most crimes arent stopped anyway. Only responded to.
and how many of the crimes commited actually end up being solved?
All you have to do is get robbed once to find out that unless you already know who did it. For the most part your SOL.

Its a nobel profession. it really really is.
Its just one that by and large isnt needed nearly as much as they are made out to be
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« Reply #21 on: November 27, 2007, 12:05:06 PM »
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Except when YOU need them, right?


I didn't say "cops are oscarholes"   ...loosen your girdle a little.
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« Reply #22 on: November 27, 2007, 01:56:14 PM »
That is squealing Awesome!:aok :aok

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« Reply #23 on: November 27, 2007, 02:41:24 PM »
What you just saw represented a major cross-section of my neighbors.



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« Reply #24 on: November 27, 2007, 04:03:51 PM »
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Anyway he wanted to take a leak but the cop wouldn't let him. He then proceeded to take a leak on the cops leg.


When I was in high school we had a party at a friends house one night when his parents were away.

The next morning the doorbell rang and we all got up off the floor still in a daze to go get it.  My friend got there first but no one bothered to hold back his dog (a small to medium sized sheepdog mix).

It was the Jehova witnesses.  Otter (the dog) pranced out the door, lifted his leg and peed all over their legs   :rofl
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« Reply #25 on: November 27, 2007, 04:06:33 PM »
good boy, good boy.

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« Reply #26 on: November 27, 2007, 04:06:53 PM »
"was I speeding?"

LOL  :rofl

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« Reply #27 on: November 27, 2007, 07:03:34 PM »
That was ROFLMAO!!!! :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :aok

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« Reply #28 on: November 29, 2007, 05:34:52 AM »
That is one funny video :rofl...

I dont think that was staged my bet is the officer saw the guy was drinking when he pased him and was repositioning his vehicle as he was probably going to do some field sobriety tests on the guy and was planning on filming them.

As for the road it is a highway, just not the way most are used to the term being used. Definition- The entire width between the boundry lines of every way publicly maintained, when any part thereof is open to the public for the purpose of vehicular traffic...

Just be be all technical and stuff...

All in all one of the funniest police vids Ive seen.

BTW.... Dudes lucky he didnt get the old hose out and get some of that pepper spray on his member.. he would have been really screaming then  :D :rofl :aok