Assistance needed! O'clubs finest minds......

[Rich46yo]

Personally I'll tell her theres no way I'd go down a cliff for a freaking sheep. Then tell her she's a nutcase for doing it. Then, I'd go on and tell her Im a hunter that actually specializes in blowing sheep off cliffsides with a .300 mag with 180 grn pills.

                       She may or may not be charmed but either way you wont be hung up over some nut who would rappel down a cliff for a bloody sheep.

                       Take Uncle Richs advice and never go so far out of your way for a woman, like trying to remake yourself. At last count theres about 4 billion out there many of which have enough sense not to climb down a cliff for a stupid bloody sheep that's just going to end up as someones dinner anyways.

[Shuffler]

forget names.... just be honest and ask her to coffee. Maybe with a lead-in... (while your joking about the cape) "Hey you know I always wanted to sit and talk to a caped crusader.... you want to have coffee some time?"

If your actually interested in animals that would be a plus.
If you get to the coffee ask her about her job and listen.....

[Thrawn]

Swoop:  "Uh Julie...do you like...stuff?"

[moot]

Rich, he's just trying to tickle her humor.  She makes his hair stand on-end, nothing demeaning about that...

Swoop, I have no suggestions (I'd have to see for myself to get any sort of accurate feeling for what would work), except that you just take it easy and let the inspiration come to you.
I usualy get the perfect solutions to problems like that in my sleep.

[Yeager]

Dude, in my experience, women who are active in the animal rights are dangerous for long term relationships.  Shag her a few times and then cut out like a bad engine.

[Rich46yo]

Originally posted by moot
Rich, he's just trying to tickle her humor.  She makes his hair stand on-end, nothing demeaning about that...

Swoop, I have no suggestions (I'd have to see for myself to get any sort of accurate feeling for what would work), except that you just take it easy and let the inspiration come to you.
I usualy get the perfect solutions to problems like that in my sleep.

                          Yes, I know that. And so does my dry sense of humor. I'd still tell her she's nuts for doing it. And no doubt she will realize it when her rope breaks, she's on her way to the ground 2,000' down, passes the stupid sheep on the cliff, who goes "Baaaaa", and then says to herself..."WTF am I doing trying to save this stupid bloody sheep"!

                       As long as they looked good, and shared my morality towards sinning outside marriage, I never demanded to much Intelligence from my girlfriends. But I never dated one dumb enough to rappel down a cliff for a bloody sheep. Listen to Uncle Rich on this.

[moot]

Yeah, great suggestion.   Swoop's guaranteed to get what he wants following that train of thought.

[Swoop]

Originally posted by Rich46yo
I never demanded to much Intelligence from my girlfriends.

I do.


That and (and I quote here) a wazzo pair of jugs.



Now lemme clarify something here, the chat up line part is already done.  Asking her out for coffee (good grief man, coffee?  sheesh) isn't an issue, this is just an extra bit of icing to massage her ego a bit.  Well ok, a lot.  

Call me stupid if ya like but the idea of a rock climbing masked avenger with [best Cartman voice]Authoritaaaaaar[/best Cartman voice] is......well, it's tent city really.

[Rich46yo]

Originally posted by moot
Yeah, great suggestion.   Swoop's guaranteed to get what he wants following that train of thought.

                I didn't finish. Then....ignore her enough for her to take it personal. Then one night when you see her in the gin mill squeeze some onions in your eyes to make yourself cry, and tell her some story how you had to put your dog down cause he was so sick. And later hit her with the, "I dont know how Im going to handle being alone tonight".

             Thats guaranteed to get at least one shag from an animal lover. I used it all the time. I just wouldnt bring her into my trophy room with all the heads hanging off the walls.

[ColSuave]

do you know if she requires any intelligence, cause you might have a problem;)

[JB88]

Originally posted by C(Sea)Bass
He is British, not Nebraskan.

a nebraskan can post normally to a BBS without getting banned for the drama that you pulled numbnuts.

[ColSuave]

paragon woman, the... exterminator.  
*sigh* i suck at this stuff

[APDrone]

Originally posted by JB88
a nebraskan can post normally to a BBS without getting banned for the drama that you pulled numbnuts.

Forgive him, JB88.  He's probably a product of our modern education system and doesn't realize he's off by 2 or 3 states to the north and west.

[Neubob]

Beastie Girl

[JB88]

Originally posted by APDrone
Forgive him, JB88.  He's probably a product of our modern education system and doesn't realize he's off by 2 or 3 states to the north and west.

i thought oklahoma was due south... hmmmm...





(c'mon mac...bite that bait)