Author Topic: Assistance needed! O'clubs finest minds...... (Read 1570 times)

texasmom · « **Reply #45 on:** December 11, 2007, 06:25:37 PM »

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Originally posted by john9001
don't try to play it cute, just ask her out to dinner.

very good advice =)

ghi · « **Reply #46 on:** December 11, 2007, 06:35:27 PM »

i would take her for a romantic dinner at Petstore, walk in the park urinate on the trees and sniff each other like dogs

Dux · « **Reply #47 on:** December 11, 2007, 06:48:54 PM »

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Originally posted by john9001
don't try to play it cute, just ask her out to dinner.

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Originally posted by texasmom
very good advice =)

Ditto. Won't she be impressed when she Googles whatever name you come up with and is taken to this thread where she learns that your cleverness is actually the group effort of a few dozen stunted-growth middle-aged men who play video games.*

Ain't exactly Cyrano de Bergerac.

*myself included.

Yknurd · « **Reply #48 on:** December 11, 2007, 07:27:43 PM »

Show her your blow up sheep collection and tell her you love animals.

Holden McGroin · « **Reply #49 on:** December 11, 2007, 07:50:00 PM »

Superheros tend to have alliteration in their names. Peter Parker is Spiderman, Clark Kent, Lois Lane, and Lana Lang in Superman,

Julie Justice and her Giant Jovial Jaguar.

sgt203 · « **Reply #50 on:** December 12, 2007, 04:00:57 AM »

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Originally posted by ghi
i would take her for a romantic dinner at Petstore, walk in the park urinate on the trees and sniff each other like dogs

Jackal1 · « **Reply #51 on:** December 12, 2007, 04:16:34 AM »

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Originally posted by ghi
i would take her for a romantic dinner at Petstore, walk in the park urinate on the trees and sniff each other like dogs

GHI, get your butt back in the game. You are asked about daily and I must say that rumors abound about your whereabouts. You will be quite proud to know that yesterday when it was asked, "What happened to ghi?", I calmly straightened them out and told them you were in prison.....for sheep molestation.

AquaShrimp · « **Reply #52 on:** December 12, 2007, 05:50:56 AM »

Oh god, Swoop is a 40 year old virgin.

DREDIOCK · « **Reply #53 on:** December 12, 2007, 06:50:50 AM »

Forget the superhero stuff

Just tell her that while you may have the face of a mule. Your hung like a horse ,and can screw like a rabbit.

Then sing her the chorus lines to
THIS
And you'll be in like flint

FiLtH · « **Reply #54 on:** December 12, 2007, 08:52:43 AM »

All you need is a good "Knock Knock " joke to break the ice. Here try this one.

You: "Knock Knock"
Julie: "Who's there?"
You: " I don't know Julie....wanna @&#k ?"

ariansworld · « **Reply #55 on:** December 14, 2007, 12:59:48 AM »

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Originally posted by Yknurd
Show her your blow up sheep collection and tell her you love animals.

ROFL! That will get her for sure !

Swoop · « **Reply #56 on:** December 14, 2007, 03:19:25 AM »

Update: No further advice or suggestions are required. Especially the advice.

All (and I really mean that) is good.

JB88 · « **Reply #57 on:** December 14, 2007, 04:03:46 AM »

did ya get the girl swoop?

Swoop · « **Reply #58 on:** December 14, 2007, 06:25:24 AM »

Yup

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Went with "The Julinator". And may I add......this rock climbing up cliffs to rescue sheep doesn't half give a woman a great arse!