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Offline texasmom

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« Reply #45 on: December 11, 2007, 06:25:37 PM »
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don't try to play it cute, just ask her out to dinner.

very good advice =)
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« Reply #46 on: December 11, 2007, 06:35:27 PM »
i would take her for a romantic dinner at Petstore, walk in the park urinate on the trees  and sniff each other like dogs

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« Reply #47 on: December 11, 2007, 06:48:54 PM »
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don't try to play it cute, just ask her out to dinner.

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Originally posted by texasmom
very good advice =)


Ditto. Won't she be impressed when she Googles whatever name you come up with and is taken to this thread where she learns that your cleverness is actually the group effort of a few dozen stunted-growth middle-aged men who play video games.*

Ain't exactly Cyrano de Bergerac.


*myself included. ;)
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« Reply #48 on: December 11, 2007, 07:27:43 PM »
Show her your blow up sheep collection and tell her you love animals.
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« Reply #49 on: December 11, 2007, 07:50:00 PM »
Superheros tend to have alliteration in their names.  Peter Parker is Spiderman, Clark Kent, Lois Lane, and Lana Lang in Superman,

Julie Justice and her Giant Jovial Jaguar.
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« Reply #50 on: December 12, 2007, 04:00:57 AM »
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i would take her for a romantic dinner at Petstore, walk in the park urinate on the trees  and sniff each other like dogs


:rofl :D

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« Reply #51 on: December 12, 2007, 04:16:34 AM »
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i would take her for a romantic dinner at Petstore, walk in the park urinate on the trees  and sniff each other like dogs


:rofl

GHI, get your butt back in the game. You are asked about daily and I must say that rumors abound about your whereabouts. You will be quite proud to know that yesterday when it was asked, "What happened to ghi?", I calmly straightened them out and told them you were in prison.....for sheep molestation. :)
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« Reply #52 on: December 12, 2007, 05:50:56 AM »
Oh god, Swoop is a 40 year old virgin.

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« Reply #53 on: December 12, 2007, 06:50:50 AM »
Forget the superhero stuff

Just tell her that while you may have the face of a mule. Your hung like a horse ,and can screw like a rabbit.

Then sing her the chorus lines to
THIS
And you'll be in like flint

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« Reply #54 on: December 12, 2007, 08:52:43 AM »
All you need is a good "Knock Knock " joke to break the ice. Here try this one.


You: "Knock Knock"
Julie: "Who's there?"
You: " I don't know Julie....wanna @&#k ?"

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« Reply #55 on: December 14, 2007, 12:59:48 AM »
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Show her your blow up sheep collection and tell her you love animals.

ROFL! That will get her for sure !
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« Reply #56 on: December 14, 2007, 03:19:25 AM »
Update:  No further advice or suggestions are required.  Especially the advice.

All (and I really mean that) is good.


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« Reply #57 on: December 14, 2007, 04:03:46 AM »
did ya get the girl swoop?
this thread is doomed.
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« Reply #58 on: December 14, 2007, 06:25:24 AM »
Yup :D.

Went with "The Julinator".  And may I add......this rock climbing up cliffs to rescue sheep doesn't half give a woman a great arse!