Author Topic: When Lazs went to visit Ripsnort....... (Read 1667 times)

Ripsnort · « **Reply #30 on:** December 17, 2007, 05:16:29 PM »

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Originally posted by Tigeress
High Fives Mav and Mrs Mav!

TIGERESS

Don't let him fool you....what he used to do all night long....now takes him all night long to do, as his age.

Maverick · « **Reply #31 on:** December 17, 2007, 05:21:26 PM »

Unlike what some from the far left side of the country think, some things do not need to be rushed.

Tigeress · « **Reply #32 on:** December 17, 2007, 05:27:52 PM »

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Originally posted by Maverick
Unlike what some from the far left side of the country think, some things do not need to be rushed.

Second High Five in a row!!!

TIGERESS

Vulcan · « **Reply #33 on:** December 17, 2007, 06:27:51 PM »

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Originally posted by Ripsnort
Incidently, my view is below (Pic of backyard incorporated into design) My biggest problem is this: I have an Elk Sanctuary protected by the state in my backyard, but I cannot shoot the critters.

jezuz rip that just maxed out my gay-o-meter.

eagl · « **Reply #34 on:** December 17, 2007, 07:31:42 PM »

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Originally posted by Ripsnort
My biggest problem is this: I have an Elk Sanctuary protected by the state in my backyard, but I cannot let you guys know when I shoot one of the critters.

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eagl · « **Reply #35 on:** December 17, 2007, 07:32:57 PM »

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Originally posted by Ripsnort

Even though we live in an unincorporated part of the county, discharging firearms in our neighborhood is illegal under state law (due to the approximity of the lots, which are 1 acre lots, 60 homes). So, I still can't shoot 'em with anything that makes much noise.

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Ripsnort · « **Reply #36 on:** December 17, 2007, 07:47:46 PM »

eagl, my stepfather was a game warden (for real).

That said, I have to go polish my camo halo.

eagl · « **Reply #37 on:** December 17, 2007, 08:10:02 PM »

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eagl, my stepfather was a game warden (for real) so I already know all the tricks.

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SD67 · « **Reply #38 on:** December 18, 2007, 01:38:33 AM »

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Originally posted by Ripsnort

Even though we live in an unincorporated part of the county, discharging firearms in our neighborhood is illegal under state law (due to the approximity of the lots, which are 1 acre lots, 60 homes). So, I still can't shoot 'em!

2 words... cross bow:aok

rpm · « **Reply #39 on:** December 18, 2007, 01:48:15 AM »

4 words: Three Liter Pepsi Bottle

SD67 · « **Reply #40 on:** December 18, 2007, 01:52:00 AM »

Ever see what happens when you drop a couple of pellets of dry ice into an empty coke bottle and seal it up?
*hint* Don't stand anywhere within 10 meters (30 feet) without hearing protection!:rofl

lazs2 · « **Reply #41 on:** December 18, 2007, 10:27:40 AM »

reminds me of a joke...

guy goes into a potatohouse... he drops his drawers and the hooker starts laughing...

"who ya gonna please with that little thing?" she says

"me" he says

lazs

Furball · « **Reply #42 on:** December 18, 2007, 10:55:52 AM »

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Originally posted by Ripsnort
Incidently, my view is below (Pic of backyard incorporated into design) My biggest problem is this: I have an Elk Sanctuary protected by the state in my backyard, but I cannot shoot the critters.

where is the carpet?

Ripsnort · « **Reply #43 on:** December 18, 2007, 11:11:12 AM »

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Originally posted by Furball
where is the carpet?

In the garage next to the spa...

SIG220 · « **Reply #44 on:** December 18, 2007, 11:26:36 AM »

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Originally posted by JB88
if this thread were any more gay it would have a princess diana picture.

No, far worse than that would be a photo of the Hoff: