Author Topic: Corrupt a Wish (Read 8528 times)

AKIron · « **Reply #120 on:** February 04, 2008, 01:17:22 PM »

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Originally posted by JB88
granted, but you realize that it really does say what you think it says.

i wish for kamiyun to stop PMing me gay porn.

Granted but you then become very bored and sad.

I wish for world peace and more maps for everyone.

JB88 · « **Reply #121 on:** February 04, 2008, 01:20:38 PM »

granted but it's a world of peace where only kamilyun and his gay porn are around. he draws little fallici all over the maps.

i wish iron would stop telling people that tucking it in makes him look pretty.

AKIron · « **Reply #122 on:** February 04, 2008, 01:25:12 PM »

Granted but now the only "woman" left for JB88 is Buffalo Bill

I wish I was Hanibal Lecter

AWMac · « **Reply #123 on:** February 04, 2008, 01:27:37 PM »

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Originally posted by AKIron

I wish I was Hanibal Lecter

Granted. You are now surrounded by the band "The Village People".

I wish I had a better golf swing.

JB88 · « **Reply #124 on:** February 04, 2008, 01:41:21 PM »

granted. you can now shoot 13 on a par three. much progress. keep up the good work.

i wish scarlette johanson would stop calling me her little sex monkey...i prefer sex toy.

AWMac · « **Reply #125 on:** February 04, 2008, 01:50:02 PM »

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Originally posted by JB88
i wish scarlette johanson would stop calling me her little sex monkey...i prefer sex toy.

Granted. scarlette johanson sends you what you prefer...sex toys with degrading notes attached. No return address.

I wish for a long life.

JB88 · « **Reply #126 on:** February 04, 2008, 01:59:51 PM »

granted. but it's measured in battery time.

i wish i'd never left that girl.

AKIron · « **Reply #127 on:** February 04, 2008, 01:59:57 PM »

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Originally posted by AWMac
Granted. scarlette johanson sends you what you prefer...sex toys with degrading notes attached. No return address.

I wish for a long life.

granted.

granted.

dangit, too slow again

kamilyun · « **Reply #128 on:** February 04, 2008, 02:53:38 PM »

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Originally posted by JB88
i wish i'd never left that girl.

Granted. You didn't...but she's a he now.

I wish I'd stop with the gay innuendo.

JB88 · « **Reply #129 on:** February 04, 2008, 03:08:38 PM »

granted. (calling skuzzy)

i wish mac could add a few more articles of clothing when he comes to the o'club...

Tac · « **Reply #130 on:** February 04, 2008, 03:10:15 PM »

granted. He wears sandals AND eyeglasses now (nothing else)

I wish skuzzy participated in this thread

AWMac · « **Reply #131 on:** February 04, 2008, 03:16:44 PM »

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Originally posted by Tac
I wish skuzzy participated in this thread

Granted.

I wish I didn't wear socks with sandals.

JB88 · « **Reply #132 on:** February 04, 2008, 03:20:23 PM »

granted. fishnets and sandals.

i wish i wouldn't have gone there.

AWMac · « **Reply #133 on:** February 04, 2008, 03:23:01 PM »

Granted. As ugly as that may seem... Let the images burn a hole in yer mind.

I wish I could be rid of those images.

trax1 · « **Reply #134 on:** February 04, 2008, 03:25:02 PM »

Granted, now all you can imagine is naked men

I wish I had a 67 GT 500