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Offline AKIron

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« Reply #120 on: February 04, 2008, 01:17:22 PM »
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granted, but you realize that it really does say what you think it says.

i wish for kamiyun to stop PMing me gay porn.


Granted but you then become very bored and sad.

I wish for world peace and more maps for everyone.
Here we put salt on Margaritas, not sidewalks.

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« Reply #121 on: February 04, 2008, 01:20:38 PM »
granted but it's a world of peace where only kamilyun and his gay porn are around.  he draws little fallici all over the maps.  

i wish iron would stop telling people that tucking it in makes him look pretty.
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« Reply #122 on: February 04, 2008, 01:25:12 PM »
Granted but now the only "woman" left for JB88 is Buffalo Bill

I wish I was Hanibal Lecter
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« Reply #123 on: February 04, 2008, 01:27:37 PM »
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I wish I was Hanibal Lecter


Granted. You are now surrounded by the band "The Village People".

I wish I had a better golf swing.

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« Reply #124 on: February 04, 2008, 01:41:21 PM »
granted.  you can now shoot 13 on a par three.  much progress.  keep up the good work.

i wish scarlette johanson would stop calling me her little sex monkey...i prefer sex toy.
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« Reply #125 on: February 04, 2008, 01:50:02 PM »
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i wish scarlette johanson would stop calling me her little sex monkey...i prefer sex toy.


Granted. scarlette johanson sends you what you prefer...sex toys with degrading notes attached. No return address.

I wish for a long life.

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« Reply #126 on: February 04, 2008, 01:59:51 PM »
granted.  but it's measured in battery time.

i wish i'd never left that girl.
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« Reply #127 on: February 04, 2008, 01:59:57 PM »
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Granted. scarlette johanson sends you what you prefer...sex toys with degrading notes attached. No return address.

I wish for a long life.


granted.

granted.



dangit, too slow again
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« Reply #128 on: February 04, 2008, 02:53:38 PM »
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i wish i'd never left that girl.


Granted.  You didn't...but she's a he now.

I wish I'd stop with the gay innuendo.

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« Reply #129 on: February 04, 2008, 03:08:38 PM »
granted.  (calling skuzzy)

i wish mac could add a few more articles of clothing when he comes to the o'club...

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« Reply #130 on: February 04, 2008, 03:10:15 PM »
granted. He wears sandals AND eyeglasses now (nothing else)

I wish skuzzy participated in this thread

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« Reply #131 on: February 04, 2008, 03:16:44 PM »
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I wish skuzzy participated in this thread


Granted.

I wish I didn't wear socks with sandals.

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« Reply #132 on: February 04, 2008, 03:20:23 PM »
granted.  fishnets and sandals.






















i wish i wouldn't have gone there.


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« Reply #133 on: February 04, 2008, 03:23:01 PM »
Granted. As ugly as that may seem... Let the images burn a hole in yer mind.

I wish I could be rid of those images.

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« Reply #134 on: February 04, 2008, 03:25:02 PM »
Granted, now all you can imagine is naked men

I wish I had a 67 GT 500
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